[Video] FU IRELAND.

[beam_me]

[Scotty's comfortably kicking back on his desk, examining his nails.]

Such a shame we won't be able to celebrate St. Patrick's Day, what with the pub bein' closed and all of that

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*DED OF LULZ*

[onlyhalfserious]

Charming, really.

[beam_me]

I know it!

Don't think you'll be able to celebrate St. George's Day either, mate.

SURPRISE FACT: Sark lived in Ireland most of his life though. XD

[onlyhalfserious]

Considering I'm originally from Russia, I'm certain I'll recover from the heartbreak.

AHAHAHA. Scotty is pinging more Irish than he ever thought possible.

[beam_me]

Russia, is it? Would've never guessed, what with the way y'sound. Couldn't quite pin it down, though.

XD GO SCOTTY.

[onlyhalfserious]

I spent a great deal of my time in Galway.

[FU Scotty. He liked Galway. :|]

He's never been to Galway.

[beam_me]

It's a rotten dump, Galway.

*cracking up*

[onlyhalfserious]

And I'm certain you'd know, because, surely, a hotheaded Scotsman with such a lofty opinion of the Irish has dared to sully his boots on every corner of Irish soil simply to prove his own ire is justified.

[Which is Overly Pretentious Russian Brat for "UP YOURS, YOU PIG-HEADED SCOT."]

Scotty's eyes glazed over around the third or fourth word.

[beam_me]

...yep! Sure have!

That's a common reaction to Sarkspeak.

[onlyhalfserious]

....Right.

...and now he'll compete for the last word because he defended Ireland.

[beam_me]

Righto, mate!