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[beam_me]

Bit of a panic out and about, it seems! Don't suppose anyone has a use for a twenty-third century Chief Engineer, then? Otherwise I'll be happy to keep my head down and continue tinkering with some of these ah... Macintosh thingamajigs. Twenty-first technology has so many superfluous bits tacked on for no discernible reason that I can see. It's a

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[gotgreenmagic]

No.

Nobody has any use for you.

[beam_me]

That's where you're wrong, lass! This call to action has me booked for the next few days. Glad I invested myself in a skilled trade!

[gotgreenmagic]

So what they actually need is your supernerd skills, and you just happened to be the one to make the offer? Big freakin' deal.

[beam_me]

Well, it's not like many people knew before, lassie.

[gotgreenmagic]

Wow. You're like the kid at high school who organizes prom single-handed and then can't get a date. It's almost cute.