An Ode to Your Nose Hair

[bealeave]

I've received some odd emails over the years, but this one is one of the strangest yet. Ah well every morning deserves a laugh in it.


Your left nostril is clean and clear
Youthful, sleek, and trim
And then one night you turn your head
Right nostril hair revealed.
Oh what to do! You cry and cry.
Plucking makes you sneeze.
Just buy this wand called Forever Free
Your nose hair’s gone in a breeze!