black books; give me a child til half-past seven

Mar 16, 2007 11:52

Give Me a Child Til Half-Past Seven, by apiphile.
PG. Gen.
No author summary.

"I was actually having your illegitimate baby," Fran gave Bernard her best Everything Is Fine smile, the one that looked like her mouth had been winched open at the corners and accompanied a wide-eyed stare, with the hint of genital violence in the background should the recipient refuse to accept that everything was indeed fine.

Just like watching an episode. (Now I'm all sad that they didn't make this one!)

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