the one with the doctor who special of never mind the buzzcocks

Dec 19, 2009 00:53

Finally watched it!






DAVID: Yeah, you're expecting a funny line, but I don't care what anyone else says. I like Coldplay! Alright?... Deal with it!
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NOEL: Their manager phoned me up and said "You're both very mean to Coldplay." And then texted me and said "But I know it's very, you know, 'cool' to hate Coldplay." So I texted her back: "Just want to say: I wasn't trying to be cool. I genuinely hate Coldplay. Just for the record"
DAVID: (miming Coldplay) I will try to fix you



NOEL: Is Davros that small one? With the weird face? Looks like a prawn?
DAVID: A bit like a prawn.
BERNARD: I like prawns. They're nice.
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DAVID: McFly’s song contained the lyrics There’s nothing on Earth that can save us when I fall in love with Uranus. Which as it happens was a line removed from a pilot episode of Torchwood. Barrowman! Grrrr! Dougie once received a thong in a post that had 'Turn your erection in my direction' written on it. Barrowman! Grrrr! And Coldplay are really good. Deal with it!
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BERNARD: That was actually taken at 30.000 feet and they drew the ground in afterward.
NOEL: Do you wanna come and write for The Boosh?



CATHERINE: Maybe that's the link because this show is a bit supernatural themed, isn't it? Because of you. What's that stuff? Not supernatural.
DAVID: It's like we've never met.
CATHERINE: What do they call that thing?
NOEL: Sci-Fi?
CATHERINE: Sci-Fi!
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CATHERINE: When I was at school and Robin… no, not Robin Hood. What is it? Kate Bush.
BERNARD: If you brought any sandwiches, this is a time to eat them.



CATHERINE: Is it by any chance..?
DAVID: I'll be honest with you Catherine, I don't think it is.
CATHERINE: Is it by any chance the theme from Doctor Who?
DAVID: No no no.
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DAVID: Matt Bellamy has been plagued recently by letters from fans claiming they would commit suicide unless he sleeps with them. Barrowman!
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JAMIE: What are your areas of expertise?
CATHERINE: I like astrology.
JAMIE: Do you have any questions on astrology?
DAVID: I wouldn't dirty my mouth with it.
CATHERINE: Typical Aries...



DAVID: Venus isn't so bad. I've been to many planets in the solar system and you'd be surprised how many of them look like quarries in Wales.
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NOEL: It's the Hubba Bubba overlord.
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PHILL: Are you telling me we've got an orthopedic Dalek?
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DAVID: Doctor, doctor I have a strawberry on my head.
CATHERINE: You must be a cone.

Over all, this was epic. Best episode since Amstell.

public, television, never mind the buzzcocks, doctor who, picspam, david tennant, noel fielding

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