[Montgomery Scott is currently dressed in Highland plaid and standing in the village plaza. Even though it is night and it is cold, he has decided to play his bagpipes.
This might be because he decided to drink every bottle of liquor in Buffy's Christmas liquor sampler PLUS a few shots of the Romulan ale that McCoy gave him.
The first few tunes are going to sound BAD. But then he gets better. Then the pipes start to freeze and he sounds bad again.
You'll be hearing
this,
this, and
this. Merry Day After Christmas, Luceti.]