[ Idly flicking through his journal -- hey, staying inside can be boring, okay -- it doesn't take McCoy long to stumble onto this particular transmission. But it does take him a moment to let this sink in and reply to the engineer. ]
Mr. Scott. [ . . . ] Uh.. you should get down from there.
So this was KIRK'S idea of fun, was it? "Oh let's beam Scotty to a Class Nothing world without even his underclothing!" We're not at the Academy anymore, Doctor. I won't stand for this type of prank.
I'm not going to jump, doctor! I didn't make it through four Delta Vegan winters to throw away a bit of freedom because I've been stranded on a building.
The problem of no undergarments is suddenly becoming a more onerous one. Sliding down a cold metal pipe in the altogether is not an attractive option.
Mr. Scott. [ . . . ] Uh.. you should get down from there.
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[Realizations happen. Then:]
So this was KIRK'S idea of fun, was it? "Oh let's beam Scotty to a Class Nothing world without even his underclothing!" We're not at the Academy anymore, Doctor. I won't stand for this type of prank.
[What a hypocrite.]
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[ God, he hopes so. It would be a dismal five years if Kirk beamed him everywhere for giggles. ]
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Right.
A ladder, then? And why do you sound like your communicator is submerged in chocolate trifle?
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The problem of no undergarments is suddenly becoming a more onerous one. Sliding down a cold metal pipe in the altogether is not an attractive option.
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[ Please say no more. ] Hold on, I'll grab my coat and come get you.
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