My tweets
- Sat, 23:48: Why do old people keep kitchen drawers full of spare parts for shit? This one has 3 lightbulbs and a chain, among other useless miscellanea
- Sat, 23:53: what is really weird is that the house was clean and spotless when we moved in, except for 3 drawers of horded manuals & spare parts
- Sun, 03:49: Trying out the awesome jacuzzi that came with my house! #itsokaytobejealous