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Um. Hi. Here's a bit of Merlin fic musing. I blame Glimmy.

Oct 23, 2009 22:52

So, glimmergirl was contemplating fic, and she said, "No, I won't write the Arthur/Lancelot mpreg I seem to want for some stupid reason.And my brain went, "ping ( Read more... )

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beadattitude October 24 2009, 03:53:43 UTC

With little monogrammed diapers!

And there's a big fancy crib set up where the baby is all decked out and Arthur and Uther and Lancelot are all having one pure moment of relaxation before greeting guests and officially introducing the baby, and Merlin walks over and takes a peek through the majestic trappings of the Royal Viewing Crib at the wee bundle and says, "Oh my, I'm not quite sure how he got poop on his head" and there's a horrible horrible pause right before everyone explodes into action, where there's lots of hissing and at one point Arthur hisses, "Well it's not as if I could ask him if he needed to go before we left the castle."

Lancelot says, a wee bit flummoxed. "Because we are still in the castle?"

Everyone stops and looks at him.

"Right, right, because he's a baby. I must confess I have not had a great deal of sleep lately. I am not at my best."

Arthur snorts. "You think?. You're not the one who ( ... )

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beadattitude October 24 2009, 15:04:31 UTC

HEEEE. ::snorfles youuu::

ellixis October 24 2009, 16:33:41 UTC

brb, laughing to the moon

beadattitude October 24 2009, 17:00:06 UTC

::curtsies:: Thank you!

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beadattitude October 24 2009, 19:26:08 UTC

Actually, this scene was based in part on my sister and her husband going to visit their elegant friend and his baby, to check on them while his wife had gone out of town for the afternoon and evening.

Kevin was sitting by the fire with a glass of brandy and his daughter was in this really fluffy bassinet, you know, one of the Princess-y models with all the impractical white lace, and my sister looked in to see the beautiful baby girl, dressed gorgeously, poop so hard that it sort of....well...let's just say that bassinet was never the same.

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Yes, father hood is doing very interesting things to Arthur. :)

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Merlin, springing into action, helpfully diverted the conversation by knocking over one of the cast-iron candle stands, which in turn did it's own part by causing one of tapestries to catch on fire.

As gambits to stop a conversation that might end up with one or more people burnt at the stake, it might not have been the wisest choice, but, really quite effective nonetheless ( ... )

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