Fic:SGA AU: Hail Mary, or How Our Boys Got In the Business
Title: Hail Mary, or How Our Boys Got In the Business
Author:beadattitude
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,556
Vetted by: bethynyc, yin_again
Warnings: Angst, Rodney vs. Life, Schmoop.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to bethynyc and yin_again for cheerleading and vetting and enthusiasm when I can't see the fic for the forest.
Summary: Part of the gpfg_studios (Gay Porn For Girls) AU where Rodney and John are hired by a studio run by Elizabeth Weir, Laura Cadman and Teyla Emmagen to act in their erotic films for women, where emotional connections are encouraged and porn cliches are avoided and nekkid men making out with other nekkid men must remove their socks first. It's kinda weird, but Shep and McKay are enjoying themselves.
This story details some of John and Rodney's pre-GPFG history together, and how they got got started in the porn business.
Teaser:
"Rodney." John’s voice was half-whine, half-command and Rodney blinked at him in confusion.
"No, no no no I'm pretty sure I do not even want to begin to imagine what made your face look like that when we are talking about sex and hobbies and career changes in the same sentence. That is the face of evil, right there, my friends, that is the face that dismantled a professor’s car and convinced me to help him reassemble on the roof of his office building. That is the face that has nearly landed me in jail.
"This is the face," John said darkly, "that's going to get us out of this mess."
"Oh, I don’t like the sound of this. Do not pull that stupid hero shit on me, Sheppard. I'm so not in the mood. Do not go doing something noble that's going to get you, or worse, me, dead."
"Maybe a little death," John said in a grim, heroic manner, hands on his hips. "Not a big one. One would go so far as to say le petit mort."
Rodney looked at him with big, blue, terrified eyes. John had his decision face on.
"Oh, my god," he whimpered, flopping back on the bed. "I am so, so screwed."
"Yeah," John's voice had just the right throb in it as he whispered in Rodney's ear, "but what a way to go."
It's here.
Author:beadattitude
Pairing: McKay/Sheppard
Rating: R
Word Count: 4,556
Vetted by: bethynyc, yin_again
Warnings: Angst, Rodney vs. Life, Schmoop.
Author's Notes: Many thanks to bethynyc and yin_again for cheerleading and vetting and enthusiasm when I can't see the fic for the forest.
Summary: Part of the gpfg_studios (Gay Porn For Girls) AU where Rodney and John are hired by a studio run by Elizabeth Weir, Laura Cadman and Teyla Emmagen to act in their erotic films for women, where emotional connections are encouraged and porn cliches are avoided and nekkid men making out with other nekkid men must remove their socks first. It's kinda weird, but Shep and McKay are enjoying themselves.
This story details some of John and Rodney's pre-GPFG history together, and how they got got started in the porn business.
Teaser:
"Rodney." John’s voice was half-whine, half-command and Rodney blinked at him in confusion.
"No, no no no I'm pretty sure I do not even want to begin to imagine what made your face look like that when we are talking about sex and hobbies and career changes in the same sentence. That is the face of evil, right there, my friends, that is the face that dismantled a professor’s car and convinced me to help him reassemble on the roof of his office building. That is the face that has nearly landed me in jail.
"This is the face," John said darkly, "that's going to get us out of this mess."
"Oh, I don’t like the sound of this. Do not pull that stupid hero shit on me, Sheppard. I'm so not in the mood. Do not go doing something noble that's going to get you, or worse, me, dead."
"Maybe a little death," John said in a grim, heroic manner, hands on his hips. "Not a big one. One would go so far as to say le petit mort."
Rodney looked at him with big, blue, terrified eyes. John had his decision face on.
"Oh, my god," he whimpered, flopping back on the bed. "I am so, so screwed."
"Yeah," John's voice had just the right throb in it as he whispered in Rodney's ear, "but what a way to go."
It's here.