Hipsters
Circle I Limbo
Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind
Scientologists
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow
Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights
The Pope
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled
River Styx
Bill Gates
Circle VI Buried for Eternity
River Phlegyas
Creationists
Circle VII Burning Sands
George Bush
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement
Rednecks
Circle IX Frozen in Ice
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