Tee hee...
Some funny sayings/quotes-
~Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
~I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
~Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
~If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
~ I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer.
~There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who would want to go out with a fish?
~I'm always confused when people ask me if I slept good. Do they expect me to tell them I made a few mistakes?
~If they say TV's so bad for you, then why do they have one in every hospital room?
~Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch, but not too bright.
~Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes.That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
~I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!
~Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
~If life gives you lemons, throw them at some one!
~ I'm out trick-or-treating on the highway dressed as a deer.
~There are plenty of fish in the sea, but who would want to go out with a fish?
~I'm always confused when people ask me if I slept good. Do they expect me to tell them I made a few mistakes?
~If they say TV's so bad for you, then why do they have one in every hospital room?
~Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch, but not too bright.