Here's some of our excellent RYLA quotes
~That commie guy was also a pothead, and he said something about wheat. I promtly cut him off to say "Wheat sound like weed, and back to pot, you're ignorant." LOL, that was pretty good if I do say so myself...
~Catie was talking about a headband I had with me and she said "This is cute and shiny", to that I said "Like my nose!". It just seemed appropriate at the time, hehe.
~One of our really funny counselors kept finishing words with "ain" and "izzle". My favorite? He was talking about his fiance's wedding dress train and said "That's a triz-ain!". Me and Catie added "That's off the mah-hizzle!" Mahalo!
~We had a battle of the sexes night and one of the questions was what an epideral (sp) was. The same counselor guy shouted out "An exfoliater?!"
The trivia question that got some of the best amswers was for the girls. The question- What do men b/w the age of 50 and ? lose 26 pounds of? The brilliant answers- "Sperm?"- Cathy (one of the girls at our table) and my fave "Brain!!"- Janie, one of our awesome counselors.
~Ellie had the best quotes! We were driving up and there were these people parachuting, but the parachutes were attached to these wheelchair-looking things and Ellie said "Look! Scooters in the sky!!", and another one I really like- "94% of statistics are made up on the spot".
~Catie's "special" roomie had to drink this cornstarch thing every night or she would puke and die (literally) and me n Catie's convo went something like this- Catie- "What happens if your roommate dies on you?!" Me- "Haha, you have to sleep near a dead physco!"
~We took this test where you had to pick a certain color, shape, and animal and it was supposed to "reveal" your personality. Me n Catie both picked sqiggle for our shape. Guess what that meant? We're "sexy but fickle". LMAO!
~Catie and Ellie had fun asking people things like "If you could be a tree, what would you be?" Ellie wanted to be a ficus, lol.
~"The fish drowned!" -Me n Catie about the (alive) fish Catie found in the slightly nasty retention pond
~I discovered a huge patch of mold growing on my dorm floor...
~My bus driver to my community service project was insane, running really overdue red lights and she had her little kids on the bus, which isn't even allowed. The poor little girl was screaming her head off and the driver kept turning around and smacking her. That wasn't funny, but my counselor had the funniest impression. It was something like "Shut up back there! Antonio, take care of your little sista! I thought I told you to be quiet!" Yeah, that's doesn't look funny, but he did the funniest voice.
~We played MASH, RYLA style, that always came out interesting (paper cups as pets and dying due to falling asleep on forks, but Catie has the results to all of those).
~On a more serious note, I heard this and thought it was really good- "Never regret anything, b/c at the time it's exactly what you wanted." -Another girl at RYLA
I think that pretty much covers it. Actually, ther's probably a LOT more, but I can't remember it all. Guess what??!!!? I put in my job application today for The Cloisters!! Yay!! Hey Catie, I used your mom as a reference just so she knows. Picked up my report card today too. Same as last semester- FABA. I understand the F, but couldn't Mrs.Dunn have given me an A (third period)?? I worked hard in that class... I leave you with this- Listen to Rooney!!! :)
~Catie was talking about a headband I had with me and she said "This is cute and shiny", to that I said "Like my nose!". It just seemed appropriate at the time, hehe.
~One of our really funny counselors kept finishing words with "ain" and "izzle". My favorite? He was talking about his fiance's wedding dress train and said "That's a triz-ain!". Me and Catie added "That's off the mah-hizzle!" Mahalo!
~We had a battle of the sexes night and one of the questions was what an epideral (sp) was. The same counselor guy shouted out "An exfoliater?!"
The trivia question that got some of the best amswers was for the girls. The question- What do men b/w the age of 50 and ? lose 26 pounds of? The brilliant answers- "Sperm?"- Cathy (one of the girls at our table) and my fave "Brain!!"- Janie, one of our awesome counselors.
~Ellie had the best quotes! We were driving up and there were these people parachuting, but the parachutes were attached to these wheelchair-looking things and Ellie said "Look! Scooters in the sky!!", and another one I really like- "94% of statistics are made up on the spot".
~Catie's "special" roomie had to drink this cornstarch thing every night or she would puke and die (literally) and me n Catie's convo went something like this- Catie- "What happens if your roommate dies on you?!" Me- "Haha, you have to sleep near a dead physco!"
~We took this test where you had to pick a certain color, shape, and animal and it was supposed to "reveal" your personality. Me n Catie both picked sqiggle for our shape. Guess what that meant? We're "sexy but fickle". LMAO!
~Catie and Ellie had fun asking people things like "If you could be a tree, what would you be?" Ellie wanted to be a ficus, lol.
~"The fish drowned!" -Me n Catie about the (alive) fish Catie found in the slightly nasty retention pond
~I discovered a huge patch of mold growing on my dorm floor...
~My bus driver to my community service project was insane, running really overdue red lights and she had her little kids on the bus, which isn't even allowed. The poor little girl was screaming her head off and the driver kept turning around and smacking her. That wasn't funny, but my counselor had the funniest impression. It was something like "Shut up back there! Antonio, take care of your little sista! I thought I told you to be quiet!" Yeah, that's doesn't look funny, but he did the funniest voice.
~We played MASH, RYLA style, that always came out interesting (paper cups as pets and dying due to falling asleep on forks, but Catie has the results to all of those).
~On a more serious note, I heard this and thought it was really good- "Never regret anything, b/c at the time it's exactly what you wanted." -Another girl at RYLA
I think that pretty much covers it. Actually, ther's probably a LOT more, but I can't remember it all. Guess what??!!!? I put in my job application today for The Cloisters!! Yay!! Hey Catie, I used your mom as a reference just so she knows. Picked up my report card today too. Same as last semester- FABA. I understand the F, but couldn't Mrs.Dunn have given me an A (third period)?? I worked hard in that class... I leave you with this- Listen to Rooney!!! :)