will someone smarter than i am tell me how
this site works? it has never been wrong, of course, and i'm sure it's because of some sort of high-end designer mathematical concept on which my brain has no grasp. i sit there stunned and stupid every time. if i could know how it works, i would catch fewer flies.
also: i think i cornered the market on rude customers today. one kicked my arm, even!* so if any of you had a good customer-service day today, it is because of me and my altruistic sacrifice of personal space and dignity. all of the rude jerks came in to see me (one by one by one by one) and had no time to visit you.
*figure that one out!