yes, these are stupid, but im at work and im bored :)
You Are Smoked Salmon Pate Soda
Tasting like fish ain't so bad!
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
You Are Apple Pie
You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional
Those who like you crave security
What Kind of Pie Are You?
You Are Socks!
Cozy and warm... but easily lost.
You make a good puppet.
What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?
You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
What Your Underwear Says About You
You enjoy wearing nice underwear, even if it comes at a hefty price tag.
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.
The Underwear Oracle
You Are Likely a Third Born
At your darkest moments, you feel vulnerable.
At work and school, you do best when you're comparing things.
When you love someone, you tend to like to please them.
In friendship, you are loyal to one person.
Your ideal careers are: sales, police officer, newspaper reporter, inventor, poet, and animal trainer.
You will leave your mark on the world with inventions, poetry, and inspiration.
The Birth Order Predictor
On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$333,707
At What Price Would You Sell Out?
Your Power Color Is Red-Orange
At Your Highest:
You are warm, sensitive, and focused on your personal growth.
At Your Lowest:
You become defensive and critical if you feel attacked.
In Love:
You are loyal - but you demand the respect you deserve.
How You're Attractive:
You are very affectionate and inspire trust.
Your Eternal Question:
"Am I Respected?"
What's Your Power Color?
Your Inner Child Is Scared
Like a kid, you tend to shy away from new experiences.
You prefer what's tried and true - novelty is scary!
New foods, new places, and new friends are difficult for you to deal with.
Some say you're predictable, but you enjoy being comfortable.
How Is Your Inner Child?
Tasting like fish ain't so bad!
What Jones Holiday Soda Are You?
You Are Apple Pie
You're the perfect combo of comforting and traditional
Those who like you crave security
What Kind of Pie Are You?
You Are Socks!
Cozy and warm... but easily lost.
You make a good puppet.
What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?
You Are a Mai Tai
You aren't a big drinker, but you'll drink if the atmosphere is festive.
And when you're drunk, watch out! You're easily carried away.
What Mixed Drink Are You?
What Your Underwear Says About You
You enjoy wearing nice underwear, even if it comes at a hefty price tag.
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone.
The Underwear Oracle
You Are Likely a Third Born
At your darkest moments, you feel vulnerable.
At work and school, you do best when you're comparing things.
When you love someone, you tend to like to please them.
In friendship, you are loyal to one person.
Your ideal careers are: sales, police officer, newspaper reporter, inventor, poet, and animal trainer.
You will leave your mark on the world with inventions, poetry, and inspiration.
The Birth Order Predictor
On Average, You Would Sell Out For
$333,707
At What Price Would You Sell Out?
Your Power Color Is Red-Orange
At Your Highest:
You are warm, sensitive, and focused on your personal growth.
At Your Lowest:
You become defensive and critical if you feel attacked.
In Love:
You are loyal - but you demand the respect you deserve.
How You're Attractive:
You are very affectionate and inspire trust.
Your Eternal Question:
"Am I Respected?"
What's Your Power Color?
Your Inner Child Is Scared
Like a kid, you tend to shy away from new experiences.
You prefer what's tried and true - novelty is scary!
New foods, new places, and new friends are difficult for you to deal with.
Some say you're predictable, but you enjoy being comfortable.
How Is Your Inner Child?