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Now here is a very, um, interesting story my little brother wrote. I transcribed this thing word for word, punctuation for punctuation, so it is 100% accurate to the original handwritten copy. Enjoy.
Ceremy's Back!
Ceremy returns with a minigun on top of a Shop Rite with his glove mafia chopper. Michael Jackson came out in his underwear and with a sniper and a bottle of Merlot. He said,"Are you gonna gimme some suger, honey, or am I gonna have to give you some love?"
Ceremy said,"Get your fuzzy #@! over here and use that #!&%!!ing gun of yours, gay."
They shot people in the head. Soon the Octopus Mafia arrived and started killing people too. Michael Jackson yelled,"I'm gonna molest you little boys, and sleep with your raped bodies!"
A little bit later, that gay rabbit from Pooh Bear and the Mad Hatter came in with hot Japanese tea, and some beautiful Asian girls. Young Michael was much too gay to attend this fancy Asian stripper party, and decided to get bonged at the nearest bar. "What a dumbass", said the gay rabbit from Pooh Bear.
The retard from the Down Syndrome commercial came in and said,"Duuuh, I've got Down Syndrome." Now I don't know where the hell that scene came from, so let's get back to our damn story.
Why must gay Michael have sex with a beer bottle? Cause he's so fucking drunk!!
Yes, yes, I know what you're thinking. "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT KID SMOKING???" Sorry to say, I don't know either.