Here are quotes from "The Return, Part 1." They are mostly word for word, but I know I didn't catch everything.
Something funny Ronon says:
Ronon: "I can’t leave this galaxy until every Wraith is dead."
Elizabeth's Room:
Elizabeth has a door bell.
Elizabeth: “Colonel.”
John: “Doctor. We are way ahead of schedule. Ready to head out at 0800. The Daedalus
is going to take most of the gear, people, there odds and ends, and make their way through the Stargate, as soon as the Ancients say we can do so."
Elizabeth: “Good, I guess. Your taking this rather well.”
John: “Actually I’m pissed. For one thing, I’m only a quarter of the way through War and Peace."
Elizabeth: “I can’t imagine what I can possibly do for a living now."
John:"Any government in the world is gonna offer you a job."
Elizabeth: “Yeah. But not like this.”
John: “You know, your right. It’s all down hill for now, you've peaked. Life isn’t fair, it’s just fairer than death."
Elizabeth: “Oscar Wilde?”
John: “Princess Bride. Good movie. Are you ready to head out at 0800?”
Elizabeth: “Yeah, I should be.”
Elizabeth: “You?”
John: "1 or 2...hundred, things to do. I’ll see you at the gate.”
Dinner:
John: “You should call her.”
Carson: “Who Cadman?”
Elizabeth: “You guys did make a cute couple.”
Carson: "It didn’t work out. It may have something to do with our first kiss being through Rodney."
Rodney: "Oh, I thought we made a solemn vow to never speak of that again."
Carson: "I remember no such thing."
Elizabeth: "It’s getting late."
John: "Since when do you sleep?"
Elizabeth: “Since I got back. I have a lot of catching up to do. But it’s been lovely seeing all of you again. *turns to Carson.* "Thank you for getting me out."
John: “We should thank you for taking us to dinner."
Elizabeth: "Cheeky."
John, Rodney, and Elizabeth’s cell phones ring calling them away from dinner. They all answer their phones.
Carson: "I didn't bring my bloody cell phone with me. What's happening?"
End of scene
This is a great episode, and I'm looking forward to the new episodes airing in a few months.
OMG!!!!!!!! I noticed this the other day!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! John has the same phone as me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I can die in peace now…no seriously I’m pretty sure it’s a Motorola Razor Phone!