Dec 01, 2004 16:56
Today was the last day I had to teach tennis in Ross (no I didn't get fired, the class only lasted 10 weeks). But this one kid I teach...taught, named Will something or other, is the biggest shithead I've ever met. Worst kid I've ever had to teach tennis, even teach in general. He fucking doesn't listen to instruction, doesn't obey rules, hits balls at the other kids, HITS the other kids, doesn't pick up the balls, and whenever I tried to discipline him, he acted all sad and pissed like I was being an asshole. Wake up!!! you just smacked some kid with a tennis racket, hes now crying, and when i tell you to sit down and not do anything for 10 minutes that makes ME and asshole? I've been teaching tennis for almost 2 years now, so I'm not really used to teaching by myself and having to be the sole distributor of justice on the court, so since this kid was a constant disturbance, i though i should be a tid bit harsh, but explain that he can't just do whatever he likes to the other kids and not expect to get in trouble. He actually yelled at me. Fucking little prick. His parents must be the biggest fucking pussies on the planet. This kid had obviously never recieved an once of discipline in his life. Parents should have to take a test before that have kids. the test would determine if they are pussies, if they are, both of them get a vasectomy, on the spot. That way, only people that would discipline their kids would be able to have any. I wish I had one more secret tennis lesson to teach to Will. He'd come to the court and I'd be like "Supprise!" I'd then throw him to one side of the court and serve balls at him as hard as I could(my average serve that's in is around 85mph, but since for this it wouldn't have to be in I could probably get at least an extra 10 mph in there. Oh that would rule, I fucking pelt the little shithead.