MWAHAHAHAHA
Today is a day which will live in infamy! A day that we will tell stories about to our children. Do you want to know why? Well then I'll tell you. Its because:
I BEAT CHRISTIAN ON THE LAST CALCULUS TEST!!!
Thats right folks. I beat self proclaimed genius boy Christian L Beaumont on the last Calculus test, With my score being an "A" and his a "B". I did a little math (okay christian did, stupid genius) and the odds of this happening are approximately 1 in 435,897,248,300.0005 This David vs. Goliath scenario...no wait thats not accurate. This is like David vs. 20 Goliaths. But since I kick so much anus, I won. And Chrisitan is never going to see the end of it. I'm hoping that by graduation he'll be ripping his hair out with insanity. How it must feel for a genius to get pwned by an absolyte retard i can't even imagine. I think it would be more painful than headbutting with a muskox but less than letting a steamroller run over your nuts. This will inevitably be canceled when I don't pass the AP test and he does (probably with a 6), but this score will forever live on, the day I beat Christian will never die. Folks, the score:
Garrett: 1
Christian: 0
I BEAT CHRISTIAN ON THE LAST CALCULUS TEST!!!
Thats right folks. I beat self proclaimed genius boy Christian L Beaumont on the last Calculus test, With my score being an "A" and his a "B". I did a little math (okay christian did, stupid genius) and the odds of this happening are approximately 1 in 435,897,248,300.0005 This David vs. Goliath scenario...no wait thats not accurate. This is like David vs. 20 Goliaths. But since I kick so much anus, I won. And Chrisitan is never going to see the end of it. I'm hoping that by graduation he'll be ripping his hair out with insanity. How it must feel for a genius to get pwned by an absolyte retard i can't even imagine. I think it would be more painful than headbutting with a muskox but less than letting a steamroller run over your nuts. This will inevitably be canceled when I don't pass the AP test and he does (probably with a 6), but this score will forever live on, the day I beat Christian will never die. Folks, the score:
Garrett: 1
Christian: 0