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this is something my girl tayla wrote up in response to her friend making a list of the 50 things guys think girls should know. her live journal will be up soon, just waiting for a generator code. ; ) love ya girl!
50 Things Girls Think Guys Should Know:
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.
2. Real men drive stick.
3. I will leave if you lie.
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when i have no reason to think so, don't run & hide.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you, accept that the other times, it's most likely about your hott friends.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect you to call me if you say you are going to.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independance.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I should be, but don't push your luck.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.
17.If i'm not having sex with you out of 'nowhere', it is because I'm having a fat day, not feeling "connected" to you, or I'm just blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Kissing the neck and ears is a must.
19. When kissing: light suck on bottom lip = closer to sex for you.
20. When I compare my tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing or deny it 'til your death.
21. Impromptu plans- great as long as they are not interfering with a girls weekend or something of that sort. We WILL find out if it is because your boys cancelled on you, and we will not feel bad holding sex back.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items, we look cuter in your hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts DO NOT have much sensation. Don't act like you're doing me a favor with the kissing and licking, that is your obsession. Advice? Aim lower.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
29. When in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color and baggy jeans.
30. I don't want you to be Justin Timberlake, don't expect me to be Britney Spears.
31. Women get urinary tract infections. So watch (and wash) your fingers.
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing stuff, wearing white T-shirts and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. OFTEN. Tell me now.
35. Suprises = MORE LOViNG. More loving = MORE SEX.
36. I want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this. Or tell me and act this way.
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...
38. Discussion of ex-bf's and ex-gf's should be avoided at all costs.
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
41. Holding hands, kiss on cheek, and other G-rated acts are appreciated in public and could lead to X-rated acts in the bedroom.. and perhaps other places.
42. It's best to consult your gal-pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn. I will make one. You will NOT have a copy to show your friends.
45. I love holding your ass in the palms of my hands.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
49. I remember EVERYTHING from our relationship.
50. You should know all this without me telling you.
**comment to add onto the list**
50 Things Girls Think Guys Should Know:
1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or after sex doesn't count.
2. Real men drive stick.
3. I will leave if you lie.
4. You are cute in raglan-sleeved T-shirts (two-toned baseball undershirts).
5. I'm convinced I'm pregnant and obsess about it for 24 to 48 hours before my period, even when i have no reason to think so, don't run & hide.
6. I love it when you hug me from behind and whisper into my ear.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how I look.
8. Most of the time when I fantasize, it's about you, accept that the other times, it's most likely about your hott friends.
9. I'm terrified of becoming my mother, even though I admire her.
10. I get turned on simply seeing that I have an e-mail from you.
11. I expect you to call me if you say you are going to.
12. Only rock stars are allowed to wear leather pants.
13. I'm scared of losing my independance.
14. I'm more forgiving of you than I should be, but don't push your luck.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-dog-house-free card.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not.
17.If i'm not having sex with you out of 'nowhere', it is because I'm having a fat day, not feeling "connected" to you, or I'm just blackmailing you to get something I want.
18. Kissing the neck and ears is a must.
19. When kissing: light suck on bottom lip = closer to sex for you.
20. When I compare my tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing or deny it 'til your death.
21. Impromptu plans- great as long as they are not interfering with a girls weekend or something of that sort. We WILL find out if it is because your boys cancelled on you, and we will not feel bad holding sex back.
22. You look hot in hooded clothing items, we look cuter in your hooded clothing items.
23. You should never tell me what to do.
24. If I slept over, you owe me breakfast.
25. My breasts DO NOT have much sensation. Don't act like you're doing me a favor with the kissing and licking, that is your obsession. Advice? Aim lower.
26. If you ask me out directly, I will say yes.
27. I'm very impressed when you ask for my advice.
28. I'm unimpressed with a man who doesn't take the lead.
29. When in doubt, go with a shirt that matches your eye color and baggy jeans.
30. I don't want you to be Justin Timberlake, don't expect me to be Britney Spears.
31. Women get urinary tract infections. So watch (and wash) your fingers.
33. You're sexy when you're shaving, fixing stuff, wearing white T-shirts and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you feel about me. OFTEN. Tell me now.
35. Suprises = MORE LOViNG. More loving = MORE SEX.
36. I want to be the best thing that's ever hapened to you. And for you to recognize this. Or tell me and act this way.
37. If I'm not feeling loved, I will start looking...
38. Discussion of ex-bf's and ex-gf's should be avoided at all costs.
39. I like it when you tell me what you're thinking even if you don't know yourself.
40. Celebrating our anniversary, even if it's only been a few months, earns major bonus points.
41. Holding hands, kiss on cheek, and other G-rated acts are appreciated in public and could lead to X-rated acts in the bedroom.. and perhaps other places.
42. It's best to consult your gal-pals for gift ideas.
43. A lady should always be greeted with kisses.
44. I like porn. I will make one. You will NOT have a copy to show your friends.
45. I love holding your ass in the palms of my hands.
46. Even nice girls like hushed dirty talk in public.
47. It's cheating as soon as you're doing something with her that you wouldn't want me to see, hear, read...
48. For the record: I'd rather you break up with me than cheat.
49. I remember EVERYTHING from our relationship.
50. You should know all this without me telling you.
**comment to add onto the list**