Vacation: After the Results...

[beabibliophile]

A smutty little morsel about what happened after today's Match-Point-Results were announced: Oh! And apologies to whoever brought Harry as their guest. I'm a bit rude to him in this chapter.

Bea was having a bad day. No, not bad, wretched.  She had lost the match-even though she had pinned LaBib to the floor, her swimsuit bottoms had been nicked,

Comments

[libertyelyot]

Aha! I KNEW I was right! Hee hee - superb work, my dear *admires Guy's medieval arse, in between bouts of admiring naked male forms carousing in the rain*.

Have you emailed/alerted Pitt to this loveliness - I'm guessing she'd like to post it on her LJ for all the peeps who aren't on your F-list (unless they are all on yours of course).

[beabibliophile]

Thanks for the hint! I've sent it off to Pitt just now. Yes, Guy's medieval arse is quite distra... *fantasises about Guy's tight bum* Yes, right, okay. Thanks for the read.

[beabibliophile]

Thinks: Scary and her sixties movies...

Oh, hello Scary! It's so nice to have you back. I'm glad you enjoyed my little tale, and yes Snape is a martinet if there ever was one. Haha.

Bea

[beabibliophile]

Don't I know it! They'd have to pry my laptop from my cold, stiff fingers. And yes, I have noticed your fondness for films out of that decade. :-)

[t_stevenson]

Bea,

Now, Hun, I don't want you to be offended by this HOWEVER you brought that bum smacking upon yourself! What the heck are you doing mouthing off to Snape like that!?! Have you lost a few of your marbles from the chocolate wrestling? Sheesh, did he at least apply some numbing cream to your bottom? I always make sure I have a means of exit if I decide to be a wee bit mouthy!

[beabibliophile]

I don't remember asserting that the spanking was unjustified. :-) No worries though; I atoned for my effrontery and Severus is pleased. That is just our dynamic, I suppose.

Numbing cream? Is there such a thing? If there is, I've never encountered it. I take my castigations without any protection, thank you very much.

Smiles,
Bea

[labibliographe]

You merely need to learn to offer your bribes out of the public eye. I see you tried with Guy and it was a good effort, but balking at a little Potter action when you are trying to win - really Bea, you are sooo picky. (I wonder if Harry's vote put me over the top

[beabibliophile]

Oooooo, so you’d be willing to let Potter have a go if it meant winning? That is where we differ, m’dear: I have standards. My palate is too discerning to sleep with just anyone, but I can see that you’re not quite so pernickety. Perhaps I’m not much of a Slytherin, but at least I wouldn’t sink to that level. It’s Potter. *gags*

I’m both flattered and insulted, LaBib. I’m like you-which I suppose is an enormous compliment considering-but not quite as experienced. It seems I’ve a lot to learn. *sighs* I really don’t know what to think. But perhaps you’re right; ‘Bea’ and ‘idealistic’ have never been used in the same sentence. My mother once asserted that I was a cynic at age six, so I think it must be part of my genetic makeup.

And please, leashes and walkies are for dogs and... you? I won’t be so presumptuous as to state that as a fact, but I’ve a feeling you’re quite comfortable in a collar, if the latest chapter of Taming is any indication

[labibliographe]

1) I'd sleep with Potter if it meant I'd win. Don't ask me to sleep with Lupin, though, or Sirius. I think I'd have to lose first. The very thought disgusts so I think our 'palates' are just different.

2) It is not I who would wear the collar, dear. Lucius looks divine in one and he has the most intense physical reaction whenever I get his out of the drawer. I've been known to take it with me to a concert and put it in my lap for him to see; he has to sit there for an hour and a half in an agony of want. Is it any wonder the man stays with me?

3) I've played the Nutcracker Suite in the orchestra (oboist) enough times that it's not my favorite either.

Incorrigible LaBib (Has a nice ring to it, doesn't it.)

[beabibliophile]

Mmmmm... Tell me, how you can resist a funny moustache and dingy jumper? I know I can't. Are you against the Lupin character or David Thewlis? Personally, I don't think the man is that unattractive.

You're such a versatile character, dear. I think I've got you pegged, and then you go and spoil all my preconceived notions. How very refreshing! And I can see why Lucius sticks around. I'm sure you're never for want of new ideas.

Bea

[beabibliophile]

You couldn't pay me to delete that! Where did you find it? Are there more? Thanks so much, Scary. I'm in a much better mood now. Now I'd you'll excuse me, I have to, erm, go... *scurries off in search of Severus*

Bea