STAT!
So,here goes: One day, earlier this week, I was eating a cracker and had the misfortune to begin choking. I sputtered, coughed and gasped for air, feeling certain death was imminent. After what seemed an eternity, I recovered and my face returned to a normal shad of pale. Dennis looked very worried and said asked if I was OK. Kellie, calmly looked up from her book and tried to reassure Dennis by saying with utter seriousness: "Don't worry, I was about to trache her with this knife." At this point, she produces a butter knife from behind her book. She then goes on to proclaim "Then I was going to intubate her with my Dasani water bottle."
**sigh** She was completely serious. No more Hopkins for her.
**sigh** She was completely serious. No more Hopkins for her.