Today...

[bea_stman]

I ride the Japanese Rail line every day, it is known as the JR line. I also ride the Tokyo Metro Subway from time to time. Today i got to ride the bullet train; it was easily the fastest I have ever gone on land! Commuting the past two weeks have been pleasant because the public transportation system here works very efficiently. While riding the trains I have overheard people whispering strange rumors of giant monsters that are hibernating on the ocean floor around Japan. I also overheard someone say that the earthquake the other day was because the monsters are awakening. I thought nothing of it at the time, but on my way back from Mount Fuji... they began their attack. I could not see alot from my window aboard the bullet train, but from what I could tell, thousands of people would lose their lives this day. I was in shock, my heart about to explode in my chest. I wanted to hide, but I knew that you could not hide from something this devastating. Only a moment had passed, but it felt like a lifetime. Almost immediately an unexpected ally appeared to battle the horde of gigantic creatures. It was the trains! On a normal day, the train conductors job is to simply get people to their destination quickly and safely, but today their secret identity had been revealed. The conductors were actually pilots who were trained for this very type of situation. All over Japan trains and subway cars jumped off the track and transformed into humanoid shaped train robots! The bullet trains did the same, but I could tell that they were part of a more elite fighting unit. The train I was on flew to the middle of Tokyo and landed near Tokyo Tower. It then picked the tower off the ground and held it like a bazooka. Yes, it is true; Tokyo Tower is not just a tourist hot spot, it is a sacred weapon capable of destroying all of the monsters... but to make a long story short, the trainbots destroyed the mosters, and the day was saved. The people of Japan had only the trainbots, and their brave pilots to thank. Thank you JR lines, you saved our lives!

Fuck, i have to buys so many games when i come back to New Mexico!