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[be_on_your]

[The phone is knocked off the hook as Matt stumbles back, the opened package laying in front of him. The phone catches him midway through a scream of pain, clutching his bleeding face.]

SON OF A- God- dammit!- my- my fa-

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[The sound of heavy breathing.]...hhhaaahahahahahaha

Comments

[yanderefly]

You're really awfully ugly, aren't you, Matt?

I hope your little girlfriend won't be too disgusted.

[be_on_your]

Maybe you'd like a set to match, dude? Kinda sounds like it.

It's all good. What she doesn't know won't hurt her. Or you.

[yanderefly]

Oh dear, I'm frightened.

Of course, mine would heal, whereas your looks permanent, doesn't it?

[be_on_your]

Nothing I'm not used to.

Don't tell me you're jealous of Ini, Dollie. You didn't think you were the only fish in the sea, did you? It'd take someone pretty special to take me off the dating scene, and sorry, but you just don't make the cut.

[yanderefly]

Don't be stupid. I wouldn't care even if we were dating.

[be_on_your]

Then I'm sure you won't mind if she comes over here for dinner again. Sorry in advance if we have to kick you out of the bedroom, you know how it is.

[yanderefly]

Do whatever you like, but stay out of my bedroom. It's disgusting.

Use Chrona's room if you must.

[be_on_your]

Our bedroom. You're lucky you're even still in it.

Nah. Ini's taken to the brat. Hell, she's a better mother to it than you are.