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[be_on_your]

Whoa, dude! This is, like, pretty trippin'. Where am I now? Oh, hey, lady-dude! What's goin'...

[Matt catches sight of the slumbering Dahlia]

Oh, it's just you. Hey, Hawthorne, wake up. Something weird's happening.

[Matt, ever gallant, wakes Dahlia up as gently as possible.

By which I mean he pinches her nostrils shut.]