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[be_on_your]

Dude! Nice!

[private; difficult to hack, but not impossible]

Okay. I don't know if this is a reward for... the other week or what, but I'll take it anyway. Finally, this godforsaken town actually did something right.

Come on, let's get you some food. Better enjoy it while it lasts, right? Heh...

[[Matt will be locked up in his room for the rest of the

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[the_devils_maid]

Cat hair can be very difficult to clean from a household, Mister Engarde.

[be_on_your]

Wow, dude, you are so annoying. Take a hint.

[the_devils_maid]

I could take care of that hair problem, Mister Engarde.

In one way or another.

[be_on_your]

...

Exactly what do you want? Threatening my cat isn't going to make me hire you back, if that's your aim. If you're that desperate for work, maybe you should have thought of that... earlier.

[the_devils_maid]

You're everything I hate about humans. Selfish, cowardly, weak. I enjoy watching you squirm while thinking you're so strong and fooling yourself into thinking you have the slightest bit of control over anything.

I was asked to keep an eye on you. Since I'm enjoying it more than expected, I will continue to do so.

Plus, the Perfect Maid being fired is something not fitting for the perfect résumé.

[be_on_your]

Okay, wow, nice to see you too.

...

Who asked you to keep an eye on me?

[the_devils_maid]

I forget.

[be_on_your]

Bzzt! Wrong.

[the_devils_maid]

Oh?

[be_on_your]

Hey, you know what's really awesome about starving for a week, eating your own hand, and getting eaten by vampires?

It really puts life into perspective.

For example, I'm not really scared of some weird chick with some knife tricks anymore! What are you gonna do, kill me? Been there. Done that. Bought the t-shirt.

So, sorry, but the fear reserves are all tapped out, babe. Go find someone else to harass, huh? I really can't stand fangirls.

[the_devils_maid]

Oh? Oh. No. Giving up on a job isn't acceptable.

[be_on_your]

You didn't give up, you were fired.

For sucking.

I thought I was clear on that.

[the_devils_maid]

Oh, I wasn't talking about that.

[be_on_your]

Oh, right, the mysterious employer that you won't tell me about. Ooh, I'm shaking.

[the_devils_maid]

Now that we have that behind us, would you like me to clean the cat hair from your cushions?

[be_on_your]

Dude, it's my cat. I can clean up after him myself. I'm not that helpless.