I smell like chlorine
This song is like a virus. It's too catchy damnit.
I just got out of the pool. I swam some 40-odd laps. Greeks say that swimmers have the perfect bodies, but I disagree whole heartedly. I've seen people who swim who should not be allowed to even wear bathing suits. And what makes the matter worse, is that they are completely convinced they look. STOP FUCKING UP THE SCENEREY! But my body has it's faults too. I am too skinny for example. My bones stick out like fuckin knives. I could probably kills someone with my elbow. yes, it's just THAT sharp.
Holy fuckin Mary Of God, my legs hurt.
Once again Claire and my father have locked all med cabinets in the house. DAMN YOU! But I will find another way of getting my jollies. I mean, what are friends for right? I am awesome goddamnit.
But right now, I am also quite stinky. Time for me to strip down and cleanse myself. Dont get too excited girls, I'm doing this alone today. But you may start thinking of me naked now.
Your Favorite Emolicious Asshole,
Brandon
I just got out of the pool. I swam some 40-odd laps. Greeks say that swimmers have the perfect bodies, but I disagree whole heartedly. I've seen people who swim who should not be allowed to even wear bathing suits. And what makes the matter worse, is that they are completely convinced they look. STOP FUCKING UP THE SCENEREY! But my body has it's faults too. I am too skinny for example. My bones stick out like fuckin knives. I could probably kills someone with my elbow. yes, it's just THAT sharp.
Holy fuckin Mary Of God, my legs hurt.
Once again Claire and my father have locked all med cabinets in the house. DAMN YOU! But I will find another way of getting my jollies. I mean, what are friends for right? I am awesome goddamnit.
But right now, I am also quite stinky. Time for me to strip down and cleanse myself. Dont get too excited girls, I'm doing this alone today. But you may start thinking of me naked now.
Your Favorite Emolicious Asshole,
Brandon