Lameness is something you're born with
Apparently there is trouble in paradies with Christine. She didnt really give me details, but I could tell it was stressing her out. All I got out of her was that someone broke up with someone else and now everyone's gone ape shit.
I am now actually glad that I'm out of that fuckin death trap named Bakersfield. But I will be the first to admit that I miss Christine(or Steenie as i call her) more than I tend to show. I feel bad that her friends have all lost their brains.
Anyway, enough of me being nice, it doesnt suit me well. I must go beat up my bro, for he was the one that ate the last of my root beer float this morning.
Your Favorite Emolicious Asshole,
Brandon
I am now actually glad that I'm out of that fuckin death trap named Bakersfield. But I will be the first to admit that I miss Christine(or Steenie as i call her) more than I tend to show. I feel bad that her friends have all lost their brains.
Anyway, enough of me being nice, it doesnt suit me well. I must go beat up my bro, for he was the one that ate the last of my root beer float this morning.
Your Favorite Emolicious Asshole,
Brandon