ATTF: Assassinations and Bad-Assery 101: Teaching and Mentoring
Hello Best of Bars!
First of all, apologies for the late posting. RL was particularly Wicked this week (150 e-mails by 10 am, anyone...??)
Anyway. Today's topic is our favourite assassins in a role that we just saw Natasha in at the end of AoU: teaching others. Baby Avengers, green SHIELD recruits, female Hawkeyes, Clint's kids, each other ... Just imagine:
"That's not the the way to kill a 200-pound man. You have to adjust the amout of poison in the [arrow head][umbrella tip] to body weight..."
"Oh, honey. Dadddy won't be happy when he sees you holding a knife like that."
"He works with these punk kids, who should really be taught a lesson..."
So. Let us have your recs (self-recs are welcome!!), three sentence fics (and prompts therefore), head canons, meta ... And above all:
And as always, here are your ATTF guidelines:
Things to remember:
1) Always label NSFW (Not Safe For Work) stuff in the title and post under a cut.
2) Fic and artwork needs to have a rating and warnings (or you can say that you’ve chosen not to use warnings).
3) For people with annoying internet connections, say in the title if a comment is graphic/images/gif-heavy and post picspams under a cut.
4) Have a damn good time! (Because if that’s not happening then this post has clearly failed.)
5) There are going to be Age of Ultron spoilers in this post, so if you haven’t seen it yet, probably best to skip it unless you don’t mind getting spoiled!
First of all, apologies for the late posting. RL was particularly Wicked this week (150 e-mails by 10 am, anyone...??)
Anyway. Today's topic is our favourite assassins in a role that we just saw Natasha in at the end of AoU: teaching others. Baby Avengers, green SHIELD recruits, female Hawkeyes, Clint's kids, each other ... Just imagine:
"That's not the the way to kill a 200-pound man. You have to adjust the amout of poison in the [arrow head][umbrella tip] to body weight..."
"Oh, honey. Dadddy won't be happy when he sees you holding a knife like that."
"He works with these punk kids, who should really be taught a lesson..."
So. Let us have your recs (self-recs are welcome!!), three sentence fics (and prompts therefore), head canons, meta ... And above all:
And as always, here are your ATTF guidelines:
Things to remember:
1) Always label NSFW (Not Safe For Work) stuff in the title and post under a cut.
2) Fic and artwork needs to have a rating and warnings (or you can say that you’ve chosen not to use warnings).
3) For people with annoying internet connections, say in the title if a comment is graphic/images/gif-heavy and post picspams under a cut.
4) Have a damn good time! (Because if that’s not happening then this post has clearly failed.)
5) There are going to be Age of Ultron spoilers in this post, so if you haven’t seen it yet, probably best to skip it unless you don’t mind getting spoiled!