ATTF Assassins and Administration

Jun 20, 2014 08:18

We’ve all seen them, those blow-uppy action movies.  The kind that ends (or middles, because the very last thing is usually a fist fight) with 57 smashed-up vehicles littering the flyover and the streets below, including a school bus, a Greyhound, a semi-truck with a Humpty Dumpty logo and at least six police cars?  Or the ones with a shootout that ( Read more... )

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Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ scribble_myname June 20 2014, 18:47:43 UTC
A/N: More coming, but I knew I could get this bit done today, so did so.

Standard SHIELD procedure requires that all safehouses be “cleaned” after any occupation lasting longer than ten minutes.

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The cleaning girls always know exactly who has been in a safehouse just by looking at it.

“Which is technically really bad,” Katie points out as she cheerfully disposes of the rumpled sheets left by a more amorous partnership. “If we can identify someone by their bad personal habits, then so could someone else.”

Hayley shakes her head at the ceiling. “Can somebody please tell Hawkeye to stop throwing things?”

Katie raises her eyebrows. “Don’t think they’ll get very far.” Then she cranes her neck to look upward. “What’d he do this time?”

“Her shirt had blood on it.” Hayley’s lips thinned into a frown. “That’s genetic material, peoples.” She threw up her hands and went to grab a stool. “Field agents.”

“Blood…” Katie grimaces and breaks out the carpet cleaner.

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They fill out the very, very, very long form at the end of their visit, checking ( ... )

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Re: Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ happilydancing June 20 2014, 19:38:39 UTC
Hahahahaha, love it!! Strike Team Delta is rowdy!

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Re: Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ scribble_myname June 20 2014, 20:00:35 UTC
Thanks. I got inspired by alphaflyer's comment and went with it.

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Re: Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ alphaflyer June 21 2014, 02:45:32 UTC
Awww! I've never inspired someone before ... :-)

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Re: Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ alphaflyer June 20 2014, 20:00:12 UTC
YES! Very funny! :-) "Safehouse Abuse" -- love it. Hope you get the time to flesh this out further!! :-)

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Re: Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ scribble_myname June 20 2014, 20:02:24 UTC
Will do this weekend shortly! Thank you. And for the inspiration. I seriously have plans for this little idea.

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Re: Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ alphaflyer June 23 2014, 21:10:41 UTC
I saw what you did there, with the strikeout ... ;-)

Psst: I'm no further ahead with the "Barton Uses A Thesaurus" ficlet I was contemplating. (Editing my remix took more time than I thought it would.) I think it will be very, very short if I get it done ...

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Re: Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ scribble_myname June 23 2014, 21:19:15 UTC
Glad to know I'm not the only one! My sister was sick this weekend, so I did a lot of helping her out and then today, I just feel fried.

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Re: Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ morrighangw June 20 2014, 23:09:38 UTC
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YES.

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Re: Fic: Please Cease and Desist This Safehouse Abuse | Rate: Teen+ scribble_myname June 22 2014, 20:28:40 UTC
:grins:

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