We’ve all seen them, those blow-uppy action movies. The kind that ends (or middles, because the very last thing is usually a fist fight) with 57 smashed-up vehicles littering the flyover and the streets below, including a school bus, a Greyhound, a semi-truck with a Humpty Dumpty logo and at least six police cars? Or the ones with a shootout that
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Standard SHIELD procedure requires that all safehouses be “cleaned” after any occupation lasting longer than ten minutes.
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The cleaning girls always know exactly who has been in a safehouse just by looking at it.
“Which is technically really bad,” Katie points out as she cheerfully disposes of the rumpled sheets left by a more amorous partnership. “If we can identify someone by their bad personal habits, then so could someone else.”
Hayley shakes her head at the ceiling. “Can somebody please tell Hawkeye to stop throwing things?”
Katie raises her eyebrows. “Don’t think they’ll get very far.” Then she cranes her neck to look upward. “What’d he do this time?”
“Her shirt had blood on it.” Hayley’s lips thinned into a frown. “That’s genetic material, peoples.” She threw up her hands and went to grab a stool. “Field agents.”
“Blood…” Katie grimaces and breaks out the carpet cleaner.
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They fill out the very, very, very long form at the end of their visit, checking ( ... )
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Psst: I'm no further ahead with the "Barton Uses A Thesaurus" ficlet I was contemplating. (Editing my remix took more time than I thought it would.) I think it will be very, very short if I get it done ...
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