Fic: How To Save A Life
Title: How To Save A Life
Author: mummyluvr314
Rating: R
Summary: Certain plants have unpleasant effects on vampires. Garlic reveals them for what they are, juniper allows rigor mortis to temporarily set in, and a hearty dose of ginseng results in what Bishop used to refer to as “fuck or dust.” You can all see where this is going, right?
A/N: So last night I was watching TV and wondered why no one’s written fuck or die for this show. Ginseng, as it turns out, can be used as an aphrodisiac and to treat erectile dysfunction, and it fits in with the BH vamps’ weird aversion to plant life. I apologize.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the show or the characters.
( “Maybe if you hadn’t gone on a bender…” )
Author: mummyluvr314
Rating: R
Summary: Certain plants have unpleasant effects on vampires. Garlic reveals them for what they are, juniper allows rigor mortis to temporarily set in, and a hearty dose of ginseng results in what Bishop used to refer to as “fuck or dust.” You can all see where this is going, right?
A/N: So last night I was watching TV and wondered why no one’s written fuck or die for this show. Ginseng, as it turns out, can be used as an aphrodisiac and to treat erectile dysfunction, and it fits in with the BH vamps’ weird aversion to plant life. I apologize.
Disclaimer: I don’t own the show or the characters.
( “Maybe if you hadn’t gone on a bender…” )