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[be_on_your]

stupid fucking- he had no right to complain about that haircut, no right, it was fine, who cares if I cut him a little? It's his own fault for wanting his hair cut like that assclown Corrida, I should've taken his whole scalp off while I was at it. Bastard.

Whatever. Not like it matters, right? Only one thing that matters here anymore- well, two

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[lordmaximoff]

How absolutely uninteresting.

Perhaps you should do us all a favor and eat the bottles when you are done with them.

[be_on_your]

Did anyone ask your opinion? What's that? No?

Huh, fancy that.

[lordmaximoff]

Then you shouldn't flap your bloated daydweller lips where everyone has to hear it if you don't want people reminding you that you're a worthless, rotted shell of a man.

[be_on_your]

I'm sorry, does anyone force you to listen to me? I would venture to guess that the answer is no. Don't you have some underage girls to stalk and eat or something? Go bother someone else.

[hurtjustalittle]

What kind of twisted world has the alcohol taken you to where people give you presents, Engarde?

[[OOC: Since they're both on Russia's side I'm guessing they'd know each other? But I... don't think they'd like each other.]]

[be_on_your]

Fortunately for me, not the same world where anyone cares about what you think about anything, ever.

[hurtjustalittle]

On the contraire, I seem to have more real allies in this place than you do. And considering what I am, that’s saying something. How many do you have, Mister, besides, the bottle?

[be_on_your]

Enough to snuff out a little bitch like you if she pissed me off enough.

[onlyeverabackup]

I'm glad to see you are well as always.

[be_on_your]

Oh, just drop the act, kid. We both know nobody's well in this town.

[onlyeverabackup]

On the contrary, this place seems to have been good for... certain people here.

You just aren't one of them.

[be_on_your]

Has it been good for you?

[kol_shevik]

...Is pathetic, comrade.

[be_on_your]

You're one to talk about pathetic.

[kol_shevik]

At least Russia can hold drink.

Drunken strategist is not much good, Да?

[be_on_your]

If you can call that swill a drink.

I've done plenty to hurt Four-Eyes and his little buddies, more than you ever did, so don't even say you don't need me. You'd still be shouting insults at him from across the street if it wasn't for me.

[weaponsparked]

Oh, don't worry, I'm absolutely certain there won't be one damned thing for you.

[be_on_your]

Boohoo! I'm gonna go cry in my room for a few hours, see ya.

[weaponsparked]

Please do. And while you're at it, would you mind leaping off your roof? I'd appreciate being rid of your insufferable whining.

[be_on_your]

Aw, you're really killin' me here, dude. I might just need to whine for a few more hours.