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FILL fic: diegesis (PG for mentions of child abuse) foolondahill17 August 15 2015, 21:47:51 UTC
Thank you for such a heart-warming welcome to the bar (which is, indeed, the best). This came out way too long because it was way too fun. I felt like Thor after I finished it. “Another!” *coffee mug shatters on floor*

Here's an exert to wet your appetite; the rest cans be found on
ff.net

Everywhere Natasha looked was pink. Pink seat cushions, pink pillows, pink curtains, pink floral wallpaper, pink frills, pink ribbons, and pink bows. Pink. She hated pink. She wondered if she was going to become one of those insufferable divas who threw a fit whenever they didn't get what they wanted.

She opened the pink door and a wave of dry New Mexico heat hit her solidly in the face. She immediately remembered to be grateful for the pink air-conditioner stuck in a back window of the trailer.

Her eyes fell on a man standing on the pavement, at the base of the metal staircase. He was tall, his head almost level with her shoulder despite her high perch. Natasha was small. She liked to wear heels.

The man had a rugged, suntanned face - which was not to say it wasn't good looking - and was carrying an enormous bouquet of flowers, chrysanthemums, lilacs, and roses. All pink.

"Package for a Ms. Romanoff?" The man said, an almost cheeky lilt to his voice. His grayish blue eyes were gleaming over the top of the flowers with mischievous good-intent.

Natasha groaned, "Oh no." They had followed her even here. Ever since her sudden rise to fame she had been assaulted by all manner of fan mail, gushing admirers, three stalkers that had had to be dealt with by the police, and marriage proposals so numerous she had lost count.

"Yeah, they are pretty horrible," said the man, grin partially obstructed by the mountain of green stems and pink petals. "Where did you want them?"

"Oh, I don't know," Natasha snapped unhappily, "Just put them on a chair or something." She gestured rather hopelessly into the interior of her trailer and stepped aside to let the man in.

He heaved the flowers up the stairs and deposited them on the pink settee. He straightened out and surveyed the rest of her trailer with a rather blank look on his face. He hooked his fingers in his belt. He was dressed in a plaid shirt and jeans scuffed with grass and dirt on the knees. Natasha assumed he was some kind of workman or delivery boy. Finally he whistled, long and low.

"So…is pink like a theme with you?"

Natasha did not deign to answer. She cocked an eyebrow, are you going to leave or shall I show you the way out?

Natasha's message seemed lost on the man. He looked her up and down, eyes lingering on the ample cleavage revealed by her historically inaccurate dress. She met his gaze stonily, refusing to adjust her bustier.

"There's a note. Want me to read it?"

Natasha raised her other eyebrow so it met her first. Fine.

"Flowers for Ms. Natasha Romanoff. May her performance bloom just as beautifully. A.E. Stark."

Oh.

"You can tell Mr. Stark they're lovely," she said, picking out a rose at random and twirling it in her fingers, putting it up to her nose to sniff. Disgusting. Smelled sprayed on. She'd never get the stench out of her trailer now.

The man was looking at her with a strange glint in his eye, as if he saw right through her act. It made her feel uncomfortable.

"Alright, well, thank you for dropping them off." She said, rather forcefully. She hoped he'd get the message.

"No problem. Want to start right up?"

Natasha blinked. "Excuse me?"

"No one told you I was coming over?"

Natasha wracked her brain for something to say. Nothing about this rough-looking, muscular man bearing flowers rang a bell.

Then she recalled, hazily from a phone call late last night, in-between I'll-be-down-tomorrow and don't-worry-about-the-pink-trailer-Nat-I'll-fix-it, that Coulson had mentioned something about a run through with the stunt coordinator.

Nonchalant. Natasha could do nonchalant. "Let me guess, you're the stuntman?"

The man smiled in a faintly self-depreciating but strangely endearing, long-suffering way, "Makeup, actually."

To be continued on ff.net

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RE: FILL fic: diegesis (PG for mentions of child abuse) morrighangw August 17 2015, 01:54:14 UTC
This was a lot of fun!

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RE: FILL fic: diegesis (PG for mentions of child abuse) inkvoices August 18 2015, 19:08:35 UTC
What a fun fill! I especiallly liked the dialogue and how Clint always seems to catch Natasha on the back foot - like Clint's parting line in Scene 1 - and the details like Natasha's very pink room and Thor previously having been 'Donny'. I enjoyed this :D

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RE: FILL fic: diegesis (PG for mentions of child abuse) happilydancing September 25 2015, 21:00:38 UTC
So I just started reading this AND IT IS FANTASTIC. Have you posted it on ao3???? Every other line is funny and awesome. And so are the lines in between!!!!

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RE: FILL fic: diegesis (PG for mentions of child abuse) happilydancing September 25 2015, 22:40:34 UTC
Ok finished reading. I LOVED this!!!! It made me laugh over and over again and by the "good-bye" I was in tears. And then happy tears by the end. Seriously, put it up on ao3, EVERYONE HAS TO READ THIS!!!!

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RE: FILL fic: diegesis (PG for mentions of child abuse) foolondahill17 September 26 2015, 00:48:36 UTC
Aw :) I'm so happy you liked it. I haven't posted it to ao3 yet because of lack of time for formatting and such...but it will get there eventually. In fact, your comments may have just given me the inspiration to get it up tonight. Thank you again!

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