Conversation with Eric
"How many Freudian analysts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?"
"2?"
"Yes. What for?"
"I dunno, it's just usually two."
"One to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the penis-- LADDER."
"...You're awful, what the fuck."
"Hey, want a banana?"
"...That's not a euphemism, is it?"
"N-no. I was at Longo's, and-- mm, fruit."
"Hehe, fruit."
"I just can't win, can I?"
"Nope."
"Fuck me, I'm just gonna go play with my nuts. Err-- masturbate."
"...drew why would you even NO STAY AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER"
I love that I can still make my friends make a D:D face.
...I suppose I should do a lifedump here, shouldn't I? I'll do one next week, after I know whether or not to include something potentially fuckawesome. :D
"2?"
"Yes. What for?"
"I dunno, it's just usually two."
"One to change the lightbulb, and the other to hold the penis-- LADDER."
"...You're awful, what the fuck."
"Hey, want a banana?"
"...That's not a euphemism, is it?"
"N-no. I was at Longo's, and-- mm, fruit."
"Hehe, fruit."
"I just can't win, can I?"
"Nope."
"Fuck me, I'm just gonna go play with my nuts. Err-- masturbate."
"...drew why would you even NO STAY AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER"
I love that I can still make my friends make a D:D face.
...I suppose I should do a lifedump here, shouldn't I? I'll do one next week, after I know whether or not to include something potentially fuckawesome. :D