Jun 01, 2004 00:56
Oh my god.. Jesus is hiding in Iraq. I saw him there. He was behind a bush. We finally found him and America wont even listen to me. Someone call the news reporters and tell him that Jesus is behind a bush in Iraq. Its important. We must find him cuz ill never forget about 9/11 *father son and holy spirit gesture*. I found Osama Bin Laden too. He was hanging on a cross in Bethleham. I never liked ham that much, I've always been a turkey kind of man, but if you dont like cookies then thats the way the potato chips crumble. I've never been a big fan of yogurt, but when the surfs up I'd have to say im ready for a dip in the ocean with the sharks. So yesterday, I found a girl who likes me.. her name is Wanda. We were playing in the sandbox when I asked her what her name was, and she replied with a kiss. I think that means we're going out ;) (thats a wink for all you people who cant tilt your head sideways). I'm gonna ask her to eat dinner with my family this saturday, and I hope all goes better then it went with Jerry. OK I LIED.. I MET HER ONLINE. But I asked her out on AIM and she said yes!! WOOHOO
I wrote a poem for her.. ill post on here. (I'm gonna give it to her after we do the stuff in the first part of the poem).
Remember that time I gave you roses
to show you that I cared
And we went to my house and watched scary movies
And you held me when you got scared
I introduced you to my parents
they thought you were very sweet
I agree with them
You're the best girl a boys parents could meet
I wanna tuck you into bed
and give you a kiss on the forehead goodnight
I wouldnt kiss you on the lips
cuz that just wouldnt be right
We've only been going out for 3 hours
But still I know you're the one
I think im really in love this time
I hope you know I like you a ton
I asked you out online
After you sent me a smiley face
I felt it was the right time
I'd been searching for it for days
You are really pretty
And I hope you think so to
Cuz if you dont agree
Ill just have to convince you
I wanna tuck you into bed
and give you a kiss on the forehead goodnight
I wouldnt kiss you on the lips
cuz that just wouldnt be right
We've only been going out for 3 hours
But still I know you're the one
I think im really in love this time
I hope you know I like you a ton
I really really like you
so please dont dump me girl
I would never do you harm
you give my world a whirl
There's a reason why I like chocolate
it really makes me feel good for real
and you know why I like you girl?
Cuz good is how you make me feel
I hope you liked it.. LOVE YOU DIARY!!
-*~Drew~*-