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Dear Diary,
I havent updated in a while because my dog had cancer. Yesterday we finally took him out of the hospital because we decided they werent doing good enough and we hired a magician. "knick knack paddy wack give a dog a bone, this dog's cancer shall be gone" he exclaimed. Surprisingly it actually worked and as I looked at Fluffy, he grew back all his hair in less then 5 seconds. When I saw that Magician rid my dog of cancer it was the happiest moment of my life. 2 hours later I took Fluffy for a walk and he got hit by a truck.. he was an old lazy bitch of a dog anyways. Today we went all around town to find a new puppy to replace Fluffy. One time I opened a box of cereal to get the prize and I opened up the prize and there was a tiny little man. He said that an evil scientist shrunk him and he asked me to bring him to his wife Pearl so she could make him back to normal. I was going to do it but then I got really hungry so I ate him. We searched all around town for a new puppy and we couldnt find one so instead we bought a Unicorn. It lives in my backyard and I call it Oatmeal VI (Oatmeal the sixth). Life without Jerry has been really hard. Sure he's in my math class.. but he just isnt the same Jerry. The REAL Jerry rubbed my leg and gave me physicals, and all this Jerry does is math problems. Im gonna go play with my Oatmeal VI.
Love,
-*~Drew~*-
I havent updated in a while because my dog had cancer. Yesterday we finally took him out of the hospital because we decided they werent doing good enough and we hired a magician. "knick knack paddy wack give a dog a bone, this dog's cancer shall be gone" he exclaimed. Surprisingly it actually worked and as I looked at Fluffy, he grew back all his hair in less then 5 seconds. When I saw that Magician rid my dog of cancer it was the happiest moment of my life. 2 hours later I took Fluffy for a walk and he got hit by a truck.. he was an old lazy bitch of a dog anyways. Today we went all around town to find a new puppy to replace Fluffy. One time I opened a box of cereal to get the prize and I opened up the prize and there was a tiny little man. He said that an evil scientist shrunk him and he asked me to bring him to his wife Pearl so she could make him back to normal. I was going to do it but then I got really hungry so I ate him. We searched all around town for a new puppy and we couldnt find one so instead we bought a Unicorn. It lives in my backyard and I call it Oatmeal VI (Oatmeal the sixth). Life without Jerry has been really hard. Sure he's in my math class.. but he just isnt the same Jerry. The REAL Jerry rubbed my leg and gave me physicals, and all this Jerry does is math problems. Im gonna go play with my Oatmeal VI.
Love,
-*~Drew~*-