I don't know which college basketball team performed far better than expectations this year, in part because I'm not a March Madness junkie. I don't know because I generally don't care.
But I'll tell ya...you don't know from Cinderellas until you've had a chance to witness
47 year-old Briton Susan Boyle show up to the big dance.
(ETA: Embedding got disabled by request. Follow the link. You will not regret it unless your heart is made of stone. And if your heart is made of stone, I don't care what discomfort I put you through anyway, because people with hearts of stone are, generally speaking, jerks.)
(ETA, pt 2: Holy crow, Charles Dickens wrote
this woman.)