Quippage.

[bdar]

Brief exchange between myself and my two co-workers, who are currently listening to President Bush's press conference and making that dissatisfied noise that comes of being dissatisfied:

Cathy: So, apparently, beheading is very popular in Iraq.
Bilal: Popular?
Diane: Well, sure. That's how they execute criminals over there.
Bilal: It's not like they have enough working electricity for a chair.

Zing!