joke friday
Pat and Brian were a couple of drinking buddies who
worked as aircraft mechanics in Eagle Pass, TX.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were
stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Pat said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Brian says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink
jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hootch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Pat wakes up and is surprised at
how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO
hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings . It's Brian.
Brian says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Pat says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Brian says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Pat says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover,
nothing. We ought to do this more often."
Brian says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing."
Pat says, "What's that?"
Brian says, "Have you farted yet?"
Pat says, "No "
Brian says, "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver!!!!!!"
worked as aircraft mechanics in Eagle Pass, TX.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were
stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Pat said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Brian says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink
jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high
octane hootch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Pat wakes up and is surprised at
how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO
hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings . It's Brian.
Brian says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
Pat says, "I feel great. How about you?"
Brian says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Pat says, "No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover,
nothing. We ought to do this more often."
Brian says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing."
Pat says, "What's that?"
Brian says, "Have you farted yet?"
Pat says, "No "
Brian says, "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in Denver!!!!!!"