I rented The Salton Sea yesterday. If you haven't seen it, my heart goes out to you.
Vincent D'Onofrio with a plastic nose, horrible teeth, a bad tan and poorly-bleached blond hair: HAWT.
B.D. with five-o'-clock shadow, a southern accent and an oral fixation (i.e. The Toothpick of Manly Ruggedness): HAWT... TER.