This is not a joke, so please stop smiling

Jul 18, 2006 13:43

I hate McDonald's and everyone who can endure the heart attack on a bun. Oh yes, this is a Rant. Ranty McRant Rant. Fuck McDonald's. I've gained weight eating that shit, and whoever created it should be shot. And Ronald McDonald scares the crap out of me. Who the fuck would want to be seen with Ronald McDonald. Shoot him, and rid the earth of this clown scum. DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE HAMBURGLER!....

My mom is a strange little person. She likes to walk around like she knows everything, yet she can't handle the complexities of the television remote. "How do I change the volume?" hmm.. How about the button that says VOLUME and a little +. sheesh. It's like the more technology advances, the more obsolete my mom gets. LMAO. They should make parental upgrades, so they can be transfered via computer chip directly into her brain. So when I say "Our rig is awesome, it has 1.5 gigz of Ram!" she knows what im talking about. I love my mom...

Yenkee Hotel Foxtrot. Best album ever. lol. I like it a lot, thank you Laz. =P

The song, I am trying to break your heart by Wilco makes me think of Gary.

"I Am Trying To Break Your Heart"

I am an American aquarium drinker
I assassin down the avenue
I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
What was I thinking when I let go of you?

Let's forget about the tongue-tied lightning
Let's undress just like cross-eyed strangers
This is not a joke, so please stop smiling
What was I thinking when I said it didn't hurt?

I want to glide through those brown eyes dreaming
Take it from the inside, baby hold on tight
You were so right when you said that I've been drinking
What was I thinking when I said good night?

I want to hold you in the Bible-black predawn
You're quite a quiet domino, bury me now
Take off your Band-Aid because I don't believe in touchdowns
What was I thinking when I said hello?

I'd always thought that if I held you tightly
You'd always love me like you did back then
Then I fell asleep and the city kept blinking
What was I thinking when I let you back in?

I am trying to break your heart
I am trying to break your heart
But still I'd be lying if I said it wasn't easy
I am trying to break your heart

Disposable Dixie-cup drinking
I assassin down the avenue
I'm hiding out in the big city blinking
What was I thinking when I let go of you?

loves you
I'm the man who loves you

hahaha... good song. <3 Anyways, I shall conclude this entry with a ---

..... I didn't think this far ahead =P

Leave a comment, or ill hate you forever, FOREVER.

=] Gis
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