I am the Blowjob Queen!! (just kidding Aunt Vicki)
Lori FINALLY has an LJ. She's
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On a nother note, definitely need to start censoring the LJ.... Went to the Wolke family Christmas Saturday and learned some interesting things from my Aunt Vicki. Here's the conversation:
Me & Lori: "We need to have another party."
Aunt Vicki: "I don't think you two need to have any more parties like that one I read about on your website!"
Me & Lori: "What party?"
Aunt Vicki: "The one you wrote about before you left...."
Me & Lori: "Huh? Nothing bad happened at that party? What are you talking about?"
Aunt Vicki: "Certain good jobs were given..."
Me & Lori: "What??"
Aunt Vicki in a frustrated whisper: "You said you and Lori give good blow jobs!!!"
This led to me and Lori explaining to our dear Aunt that blowjobs are a shot we did at the party and that we're not sluts, just drunks... She laughed with relief and hugged me before saying "Oh good, let me go tell your Uncle..."
Not only did she have to tell my Uncle Tony, but also my very conservative Aunt Bev and Uncle Bob, several other aunts and uncles, their children and their spouses, and our parents....all who had either read or heard about me and Lori's supposed talent...
Thank goodness my cousin Jeff is a bartender and was able to confirm that a blow job is indeed a drink for all those who were still doubtful.
I love Christmas.
At least our humiliation was forgotten later when the family decided to tease my sister Lindsay and her boyfriend Joe about "parking." Welcome to the family Joe!
maryfrknpoppins. Friend her. If you don't know her, she's my sister, she's cool, and you should still friend her.
On a nother note, definitely need to start censoring the LJ.... Went to the Wolke family Christmas Saturday and learned some interesting things from my Aunt Vicki. Here's the conversation:
Me & Lori: "We need to have another party."
Aunt Vicki: "I don't think you two need to have any more parties like that one I read about on your website!"
Me & Lori: "What party?"
Aunt Vicki: "The one you wrote about before you left...."
Me & Lori: "Huh? Nothing bad happened at that party? What are you talking about?"
Aunt Vicki: "Certain good jobs were given..."
Me & Lori: "What??"
Aunt Vicki in a frustrated whisper: "You said you and Lori give good blow jobs!!!"
This led to me and Lori explaining to our dear Aunt that blowjobs are a shot we did at the party and that we're not sluts, just drunks... She laughed with relief and hugged me before saying "Oh good, let me go tell your Uncle..."
Not only did she have to tell my Uncle Tony, but also my very conservative Aunt Bev and Uncle Bob, several other aunts and uncles, their children and their spouses, and our parents....all who had either read or heard about me and Lori's supposed talent...
Thank goodness my cousin Jeff is a bartender and was able to confirm that a blow job is indeed a drink for all those who were still doubtful.
I love Christmas.
At least our humiliation was forgotten later when the family decided to tease my sister Lindsay and her boyfriend Joe about "parking." Welcome to the family Joe!