Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Friday I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Sunday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In November I put money in
drawn_abroad's expired parking meter (14 points). In March I helped
faer_child hide a body (-173 points). In January I bought porn for
slef (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (523 points). For Christmas I deserve a new bike!
Sincerely,
bcdm