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So the background is that im attempting to join the facebook group UPI at Stanford, it stands for Unidentified Party Injuries. On a side note ive had multiple chances to party lately but ive wanted to do nothing of the sort.
So here's Roi and my conversation on the subject.
AAthedudeabides: im trying to join the myspace group titled UPI
RCKsamim: why?
RCKsamim: upi is united press international
AAthedudeabides: it stands for
AAthedudeabides: unidentified party injuries
RCKsamim: i dont get it
AAthedudeabides: here is their description and contact info
AAthedudeabides: Have you ever woken up from a night of intense partying with bruises, cuts, weird unexplanable marks on your body? Did your boys Jack and Jose let you down and let you wake up in the ER? Have you ever wondered how in the world you didn't feel the injury you are now suffering from? Or how at the time you really couldn't feel anything at all? Have you ever thought that "Frank the tank is dead"? If so, you have offically suffered from a UPI and this is our support group. This group follows the motto "Keep fighting the good fight" and don't let one injury deter you from getting back on the that drinking stallion.
Officers
co-president/ victim Katie Lampe
co-president Francesca Leiweke
Contact Info
Email: fleiweke@stanford.edu
Office: Stanford Hospital
RCKsamim: rofl
RCKsamim: even says stanford hospital
AAthedudeabides: lol haha i know
AAthedudeabides: its my hope that the allow me to enter their select group
AAthedudeabides: u have to apply to join
RCKsamim: hahahaha
RCKsamim: you never woke up in the er
AAthedudeabides: that's true but i did have a UPI
AAthedudeabides: ie my hand hurt like shit
RCKsamim: wasn't it numb?
RCKsamim: no, it was numb
RCKsamim: i remember
RCKsamim: and i told you that it's impossible that your hand is numb and your arm is not
AAthedudeabides: it was definitely an UPI
AAthedudeabides: i think u'd agree
RCKsamim: there is no other way to explain it
AAthedudeabides: lol haha
RCKsamim: it wasnt physical injury
RCKsamim: you drank too much, lol
RCKsamim: and your mind got so fucked up for a little while it was like
RCKsamim: "you cant feel your hand hahahhahaa"
AAthedudeabides: probably
RCKsamim: "THATS WHAT YOU GET BOOZEMONKEY"
AAthedudeabides: hey
AAthedudeabides: see mother fucker that's why i need to join UPI
AAthedudeabides: so people like you cannot discourage me
RCKsamim: lol
AAthedudeabides: i need all the support i can get in favor of my drinking activities
AAthedudeabides: i hope you are happy when i hang out with my new UPI friends
AAthedudeabides: who support my drunkeness and my beer belly
So here's Roi and my conversation on the subject.
AAthedudeabides: im trying to join the myspace group titled UPI
RCKsamim: why?
RCKsamim: upi is united press international
AAthedudeabides: it stands for
AAthedudeabides: unidentified party injuries
RCKsamim: i dont get it
AAthedudeabides: here is their description and contact info
AAthedudeabides: Have you ever woken up from a night of intense partying with bruises, cuts, weird unexplanable marks on your body? Did your boys Jack and Jose let you down and let you wake up in the ER? Have you ever wondered how in the world you didn't feel the injury you are now suffering from? Or how at the time you really couldn't feel anything at all? Have you ever thought that "Frank the tank is dead"? If so, you have offically suffered from a UPI and this is our support group. This group follows the motto "Keep fighting the good fight" and don't let one injury deter you from getting back on the that drinking stallion.
Officers
co-president/ victim Katie Lampe
co-president Francesca Leiweke
Contact Info
Email: fleiweke@stanford.edu
Office: Stanford Hospital
RCKsamim: rofl
RCKsamim: even says stanford hospital
AAthedudeabides: lol haha i know
AAthedudeabides: its my hope that the allow me to enter their select group
AAthedudeabides: u have to apply to join
RCKsamim: hahahaha
RCKsamim: you never woke up in the er
AAthedudeabides: that's true but i did have a UPI
AAthedudeabides: ie my hand hurt like shit
RCKsamim: wasn't it numb?
RCKsamim: no, it was numb
RCKsamim: i remember
RCKsamim: and i told you that it's impossible that your hand is numb and your arm is not
AAthedudeabides: it was definitely an UPI
AAthedudeabides: i think u'd agree
RCKsamim: there is no other way to explain it
AAthedudeabides: lol haha
RCKsamim: it wasnt physical injury
RCKsamim: you drank too much, lol
RCKsamim: and your mind got so fucked up for a little while it was like
RCKsamim: "you cant feel your hand hahahhahaa"
AAthedudeabides: probably
RCKsamim: "THATS WHAT YOU GET BOOZEMONKEY"
AAthedudeabides: hey
AAthedudeabides: see mother fucker that's why i need to join UPI
AAthedudeabides: so people like you cannot discourage me
RCKsamim: lol
AAthedudeabides: i need all the support i can get in favor of my drinking activities
AAthedudeabides: i hope you are happy when i hang out with my new UPI friends
AAthedudeabides: who support my drunkeness and my beer belly