Jew holidays are phun
So Roi came over today. Apparently he's celebrating Passover or some other made up holiday. I get into my house and he says im hungry so i start making him food. Dont ask me why but a Breaded Chicken sandwich on a bun with isnt kosher during passover.
So Roi and I go exploring my house for products that dont have yeast. After our search he says that i should put a sign in front of my house that reads "NO JUDEN". We determine that he could only eat 3 or 4 products in my house. He was reduced to instant breakfasts, pudding and roast beef.
There were a few funny quotes when i was being serious
As Roi walks into the bathroom i shout "Hey Roi want some chicken noodle?"
Or as Roi's looking through my fridge i shout "Dude you want some Split Pea soup with ham and bacon?"
Or the best quote ever "Roi you can eat these crackers it has a circle R (R) on it, that stands for Kosher too."
Due to my anti semitism my little sister says "Matt how would you feel if you couldnt eat anything, during a religious holiday?"
I respond by saying "I would feel like a Jew" lol after i say this Roi starts laughing really hard
I respond by saying "
So Roi and I go exploring my house for products that dont have yeast. After our search he says that i should put a sign in front of my house that reads "NO JUDEN". We determine that he could only eat 3 or 4 products in my house. He was reduced to instant breakfasts, pudding and roast beef.
There were a few funny quotes when i was being serious
As Roi walks into the bathroom i shout "Hey Roi want some chicken noodle?"
Or as Roi's looking through my fridge i shout "Dude you want some Split Pea soup with ham and bacon?"
Or the best quote ever "Roi you can eat these crackers it has a circle R (R) on it, that stands for Kosher too."
Due to my anti semitism my little sister says "Matt how would you feel if you couldnt eat anything, during a religious holiday?"
I respond by saying "I would feel like a Jew" lol after i say this Roi starts laughing really hard
I respond by saying "