A Day in the life of El Guey
So today i go up and visit stanford, the campus is pretty fucking awesome. I think that i'll spend the next 4 years of my life there.My plane was delayed so i got home at 8:30, too late to attend the fight that was supposedly going down tonight. Luckily for me i didnt miss out on dealing an asswhooping as hardly anything happened.
Flash forward and its 10:30, clint calls my cell and wants to do something. Him and Chase call me as they are driving down the street to my house, so they come in and we put on the big lebowski. Before the movie they go play in my backyard and insist on seeing the golf course. This went well
I live on the first green, so chase decides to run around in his boxers on the golf course when we are down there. Just as i suspect all the dogs start barking at us and creating a shitload of noise and lots of people wake up at 11 pm and turn on their lights to see what was going on. Chase and I fucking run up the hill and hop the fence but clint does not. He decides to be cool and take a piss on the hill. I'm not going to lie this didnt go well for him. So i shine my Mag light on him, he gets scared shitless because he thinks its one of the golf course patrols and pisses all over himself. He seriously peed all over his shirt and literally got some on his face. It was so fucking disgusting but funny in a degrading way at the same time. All i know is mad props goes out to Clint for being the only person alive to pee on their own chest while sober.
As we sit down to watch the Big Lebowski, Clint makes another revelation. There is this porn site called bangbus that everyone from damien has a password to. Apparently, the website fooled clint....so after watching some bangbus, clint decides to check out baitbus because hey it sounds close enough. So he's watching the video he's jerking off to some girls start flashing and this guy is blind folded in a car. But this is the point where a good movie goes bad as suddenly the film turns into a gay porno as two guys start hooking up. So there Clint sat, jerking off unknowingly to gay porno. A poor horny teenager was tricked into masturbating to two men having sex. What has the world come to? All i know is that clint too the "bait."
Flash forward and its 10:30, clint calls my cell and wants to do something. Him and Chase call me as they are driving down the street to my house, so they come in and we put on the big lebowski. Before the movie they go play in my backyard and insist on seeing the golf course. This went well
I live on the first green, so chase decides to run around in his boxers on the golf course when we are down there. Just as i suspect all the dogs start barking at us and creating a shitload of noise and lots of people wake up at 11 pm and turn on their lights to see what was going on. Chase and I fucking run up the hill and hop the fence but clint does not. He decides to be cool and take a piss on the hill. I'm not going to lie this didnt go well for him. So i shine my Mag light on him, he gets scared shitless because he thinks its one of the golf course patrols and pisses all over himself. He seriously peed all over his shirt and literally got some on his face. It was so fucking disgusting but funny in a degrading way at the same time. All i know is mad props goes out to Clint for being the only person alive to pee on their own chest while sober.
As we sit down to watch the Big Lebowski, Clint makes another revelation. There is this porn site called bangbus that everyone from damien has a password to. Apparently, the website fooled clint....so after watching some bangbus, clint decides to check out baitbus because hey it sounds close enough. So he's watching the video he's jerking off to some girls start flashing and this guy is blind folded in a car. But this is the point where a good movie goes bad as suddenly the film turns into a gay porno as two guys start hooking up. So there Clint sat, jerking off unknowingly to gay porno. A poor horny teenager was tricked into masturbating to two men having sex. What has the world come to? All i know is that clint too the "bait."