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I usually hate doing these things, but there's actually more to think about than the average 'what color eyes do you have' and 'what is your favorite sex position'...
THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jacqueleen
2. Jacki
3. Miss Hale
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU HAVE HAD:
1. LibraLady85
2. JacqueAnne27
3. (I've only had 2)
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My open mind
2. My thumbs
3. My ability to loose weight really fast when I try
THREE THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My body fat
2. My sloth
3. My lack of self control
THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE:
1. Mexican
2. Irish
3. English
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. When I think my debit cards might be declined because I'm in debt
2. Not dying in a spectacular way
3. Not making some sort of difference
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS: (aside from obvious)
1. Spending AT LEAST an hour with my Matilda and Fat Rat
2. Watching Oprah
3. Drinking a big glass of cold milk
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR ARTISTS: (at the moment)
1. Our Lady Peace
2. Wyclef Jean
3. Junction 18
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS: (at the moment)
1. "The Best of You" Foo Fighters
2. "Sugar We're Going Down" Fall Out Boy
3. "Clark Gable" The Postal Service
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANNA TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Living on my own
2. A smaller pant size
3. A different Coldstone special besides 'Coconut Cream Pie'
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. I don't want a relationship
2. nothing
3. nada
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE: (no particular order)
1. My Realtor thinks that I'm 22 with a steady boyfriend
2. I've been asking my parents for a pony on every birthday, christmas, easter and major event in my life for the past 16 years
3. I am the rightful princess of Majorca
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX (or same) THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. His hands
2. His face
3. His ass in his jeans
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Pilates
2. The splits
3. Kick my dog
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Tree hugging
2. Editing my movies
3. Star gazing in the winter
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Pee
2. Eat one of the 'jumbo' chocolate chip cookies at the LFC Coffee House
3. Have hot, wild sex with Brad Pitt
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Non-practicing attorney working for Save the Children
2. Practicing attorney working for CVLS (Chicago Volunteer Legal Services)
3. Working under Brad Pitt
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. London
2. Panama
3. Somewhere nobody else goes, like a little villiage in Bumblefuck, Africa
THREE KID'S NAMES:
1. Aiden
2. Molly
3. Brad Pitt Jr.
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Adopt a kid
2. Eat a triple cheeseburger
3. Sky dive
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I like peeing in the woods
2. I'm a big-dog person
3. I think Angelina Jolie is hot
THREE WAYS I AM STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I like lace... a lot
2. I like spending lots of money on stupid, frivolous things
3. I'd rather eat chocolate than steak
THREE CRUSHES: (past and present)
1. Sean (from 1st grade to 7th)
2. Brad Pitt (from 8th grade to present)
3. I would like to crush Brittney Spears with a piano
PS: Fucking Carrie Underwood, that bitch.