FOUR JOBS YOU'VE HAD IN YOUR LIFE:
1. School girl
2. Random wandering person
3. Top scarer at Fort Amherst
4. Christmas guide at Fort Amherst
FOUR MOVIES YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER
1. The Incredibles
2. Garfield
3. The Fast and the Furious
4. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
FOUR CITIES YOU'VE LIVED IN:
1. Chatham (my house)
2. Sittingbourne (Lil'un's house)
3. Chatham (scarecrow's bitch's house)
4. Lordswood (scarecrow's bitch's house)
FOUR TV SHOWS YOU LOVE TO WATCH
1. Mythbusters
2. Charmed
3. American Chopper
4. Kerrang
FOUR PLACES YOU'VE BEEN ON HOLIDAY:
1. Plymouth
2. Looe
3. Paignton
4. Isle of Sheppy
FOUR WEBSITES YOU VISIT DAILY:
1. www.luntara.co.uk
2. www.myspace.com
3. www.livejournal.com
4. www.xanga.com
FOUR OF YOUR ALL-TIME FAVOURITE RESTAURANTS:
1. Rendezvous (chatham)
2. TFI Fridays (Bluewater [my friend works there])
3. Yeungs (chatham)
4. KFC (Damn the lovely lovely boys from Luntara)
FOUR OF YOUR FAVOURITE FOODS:
1. Pizze
2. Southern fried chicken
3. Ice cream
4. Burgers
FOUR SCHOOLS YOU'VE ATTENDED:
1. Balfour Infants (Chatham)
2. Balfour Juniors (Chatham)
3. Fort Pitt Grammar (otherwise known as the Whorehouse on the Hill) (Chatham)
4. Hoping to go to the Uni of Greenwich at Medway (Yet again, Chatham)
FOUR PLACES I'D RATHER BE RIGHT NOW:
1. Where I was happy,
2. in my bed
3. with ice cream
4. and a nice romance novel
LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE
Name: Josephine Ailsa Buckley
Birth date: 29/04/89
Current Location: Chatham
Eye Color: Blue/green/grey/crappy kinda thing
Hair Color: brown
Righty or Lefty: Right
Zodiac Sign: Taurus
Favorite music: Whatever
Least favorite music: meh
LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE
Your heritage: Plymouthian mum, Londoner/Maidstone (not sure which) dad
What Shoes Did You Wear Today: Mum's boots *shushes all*
Your weakness: Ice cream! People that really need me.
Your fears: losing those that mean the most to me.
Your perfect pizza: bbq chicken
Goal you'd like to achieve: to make everyone I care about happy.
LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW:
Your most overused phrase: "Boo"/"lol"
Your thoughts first waking up: "Dammit, that was a good dream!"
Your best physical feature: eyes/hair
Your bedtime: Whenever I can be arsed
Your most missed memory: Going to my grandparents in the car with my dad, mum and sister. Since the twat buggered off, that's not happened.
LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK:
Pepsi or Coke: Dr Pepper
McDonald's or Burger King: KFC
Single or group dates: Single
Adidas or Nike: New Rock
Lipton Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or coffee: Oh, that's how you spell cappuccino! Any caffeine is fine by me.
LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
Smoke: too much
swear: Like fuck I do!
Take a shower: Every two days, or more often if I'm seeing someone special.
Have a crush(es): not any more
Think you've been in love: yes.
Liked high school: Want to kill my school
Want to get married: Someday
Believe in yourself: Sometimes
Get motion sickness: meh
Think you're a health freak: Like fuck.
Get along with your parents: Bastard father, lovely mother.
LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH
Drank alcohol: Yeah.
Gone on a date: Yeah
Gone to the mall: Yeah
Been on stage: Yeah
Eaten Sushi: ew
Been dumped: Yeah :'(
Gone skating: Nope
Gone skinny dippin: No... I'm really upset about that, actually!
Dyed your hair: nope.
LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER
taken off your clothes in a game: *sheepish laugh*
Gotten beaten up: Nope.
Changed who you were to fit in: No, no point!
LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLDER
Age you hope to be married: When it feels right
Describe your dream wedding: On a beach somewhere... But it must be hot.
How do you want to die: Happily
What country would you most like to visit: Italy/Canada
LAYER NINE: IN A GAL/GUY
Best eye color?: blue/brown
Best hair color?: black/brown
Short or long hair: medium-short
Height: taller than me
Best first date location: KFC, at least I know I feel comfortable there.
Articles of clothing: Long leather jacket
LAYER TEN: IN THE NUMBERS
Number of people i can trust: None, not really. I don't trust anyone anymore.
Number of CD's: Too many to count
Number of piercings: five, one lip, two each ear.
Number of tattoos: None yet
Number of times ur names been in the newspaper: three... And i'm a published author!
Number of scars on my body: Too many, I don't count.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
...went to expose Fantasia.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
Yes... What now?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
My sis had Animal Atrraction on when I came home
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5.30
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
17.41 - Close enough
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
The TV downstaris
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Coming home from school.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
My devi page
9. What are you wearing?
Black trousers, black roll neck, black hoodie
10. Did you dream last night?
About Dan
11. When did you last laugh?
At one of Jen's quiz things
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Purple wallpaper
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Except some Parody video that the bassist from Luntara is in, nothing
14. What do you think of this quiz?
Meh
15. What is the last film you saw?
Edward Scissorhands
16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A house for mum so that she's not beholden to my father in any way. A nice big one so that we can be comfortable.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
...Um... I think I've fallen in love... Again...
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd bring back the fucking death penalty, because a man and his gf were sent to prison for ten years for raping a 12 WEEK old baby. They should have fucking died.
19. Do you like to dance?
Yeah, love it!
20. George Bush:
Should not be president.
21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Coral, Reyanne or Rochelle
22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Cole, Nate or Robert
23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Never
24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
"Why the fuck did you take away the first person that meant the most to me?"
Shameless Filler Survey Thingie
1) Have you ever taken a pee in the shower?
Come on, though people may say they haven't, everyone has at one point... Everyone was young once.
2) If you had the opportunity to remove Anime from existence, would you take it?
Hell yes, I hate anime.
3) If yes, what would you replace it with?
Fluffy bunnies and chocolate sprinkles!
4) Do you like your name? What would you change it to if you don’t?
Meh. My name's ok. I don't really want to change it, because people would still call me by my old name, and I'd get annoyed.... Meh.
5) If your life could have a theme tune, what would it be?
GreenDay's Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
6) If you could be told the exact moment of your death, would you choose to know it?
Yeah, I wanna know, so I could say goodbye to the people I care about and ignore the people I don't. Or start fights... That would be fun.
7) If the internet had never been invented, what would you be doing right now?
Watching a film; actually writing, like I'm supposed to be doing; listening to music; reading.
8) If you had the chance to ask one question to any person from past or present, who would it be and what would you ask?
I- Hmmm. I'd probably ask Johnny Depp to sleep with me... Just so I could say I'd done it.... Hahahaha
9) If you could be a cartoon character, which one would you choose and why?
Taz Mania, so I could go nuts and no one would care.
10) Which would you rather be: fat and fit, or thin and unfit?
That's kinda a condradiction... Hmmm. I'd be me. Fat and unfit, but happy in myself.
11) What would your superhero name be?
Stalk, because I am a stalker.
12) What super power would you have and why?
The power to be as famous as I wanted.
13) Would you rather have a million pounds or lots of friends?
I'd rather be poor and have friends who care about me.
14) If your face could be on any piece of money, what value would you be?
$100 note... Then I'd be expensive!
15) Would you swap your partner for a famous movie star?
I have no partner... So yes! I'd love to swap thin air for Michael Vartan, or Breckin Meyer, or Vin Diesel... Ooooooooh.
16) If you were a woodchuck, how much wood would you chuck and at who?
Lots and lots. More than any woodchuck has ever chucked before. And at the twat of an ex.
17) Have you ever laughed so hard you actually pissed yourself?
Damn near.
18) What is your most embarrassing piece of underwear?
Herm... I haven't got any embarrassing pieces... Not yet, anyway. I want some pieces that would make my mother blush if she were to see them. But knowing my mother, I'll never find anything to make her blush.
19) If your life came with a job description, what would it be?
Love me, feed me, never leave me.
20) What is your favourite word?
Not a word... But a saying... Said by Kay... "Ah, ya bastad."