Sweet sweet mother of mercy....
So, I arrived at the gym today right as Marcus* was walking out. I almost keeled over. He was all clad in a white and baby blue velvelor track suit. oh yes. I think it may have been j-lo brand. I just thought you should know.
Also, at the gym today I discovered a new machine called the Treadlesmater. Depending on the resistant level you set it you get certain inspirational messages, like "MAX TREADLES* GO*" which runs across the machine like a banner. Anyways it was exciting.
*When you join the YMCA for the first year you get a free personal trainer. Mine is Marcus, a 6'5, 295lbs black man. Amazing, he is.
*How can you not love the word treadles. I kept adjusting the machine so it would say different things about what the treadles were doing.
*Didn't actually say "GO" but I liked to pretend it did.
Also, at the gym today I discovered a new machine called the Treadlesmater. Depending on the resistant level you set it you get certain inspirational messages, like "MAX TREADLES* GO*" which runs across the machine like a banner. Anyways it was exciting.
*When you join the YMCA for the first year you get a free personal trainer. Mine is Marcus, a 6'5, 295lbs black man. Amazing, he is.
*How can you not love the word treadles. I kept adjusting the machine so it would say different things about what the treadles were doing.
*Didn't actually say "GO" but I liked to pretend it did.