Whirlwind All Around Me.
So tonight Melissa came over after quite the affair with my parents. You know, the stubborn ones. Harumph. So Melissa and I wanted to hang out with Joey, Joey, Brian and Johnny. But none of us wanted it to be at our houses. So I reluctantly (emphasis on that word) asked my parents if they could come over. And they actually pondered it.
For like an hour.
So then after I had to bug them to get an answer, they were irritable. Then my Dad magically decides to watch a movie tonight, taking up the area where we could all hang out. That idea was brutally smushed.
Then Melissa came over, and that was cool. I guess.
So then after she left I was watching the Olympics. I wish I could run a 44 second 400. Ohhhh man. Hurdles are on tomorrow night. At 10:30.
Be there.
I will be.
Sooo then I was talking to Maddi. Oh boy is she beautiful. And I have a bit of good news for whoever wants to hear about it! coughjaredcough.
Setting the scene:
She IMed me. It was about 11:47 at night. Maddi was perky as usual. I wanted to bash my head into something because I had a headache.
Here we go. Greg from Florida (because I know more than one Greg) I don't know if this is your kind of reading. Oh yeah, I'm working on that poem...it's coming along nicely!
(a.k.a. I haven't even started it)
Back to Maddi!
Foxyroxy5621: MY BOOBS ARE GETTING BIGGER
Foxyroxy5621: yaaaaaaaaaaaay
brookieMONSTER05: NICE!
Foxyroxy5621: yay for boobs
End of conversation that you will get to hear about.
So to the world. Maddi. Is. Getting. More. Boobage.
I want you to know, that I really do have nothing better to talk about. Because I am almost positive that that is what you are thinking right now. If you have a better topic for me, like the beach trip that I went on this weekend, maybe I will include it in the next paragraph.
It rained almost the whole time. It was still really fun though. I think I have finally come in touch with my true love for turquoise. The point being, I love the Dakbut's beach house. It is so fun, in a great location and owned by great people! Drew, I have money on the fact that you are reading this, so I would just like to sincerely thank you for inviting me. I had SOOOOO much fun even though the weather wasn't "ideal." I think I walked away from this weekend like a million times better at Chess than I ever will need to be.
Harold and Maude...now there's a movie I will never need to see a second time. "You cannot be serious Harold. You can't marry a sunflower!"
Finding 'Nima'...lol good times thanks to your Mom! "The sea monkey stole my money...." "No eating here tonight. No eating here tonight. You on a diiiiiiet!"
Then there was the creepy guy at Safeway who was stalking us when we knew where the Ramen was! And belting out songs from the Amanda Show (scaring that little girl out of the bathroom!) and Napoleon Dynamite.
Playing tennis...that was a lot of fun. And to think that you didn't want to go! Harumph.
The large yet never-the-less kosher toccus of the rabbi's wife. AND the quite tipsy queen! Now was it ADOBE! Or..ADUBA! Oh...right...ARIBA! Anyways, I could go on, but I shall resist. Thanks again Brew...it was a blast and I hope we can do it again sometime.
So there was a sea cucumber and a mollusk. The sea cucumber walked up to the mollusk and you know what he said?
Nothing. Because the sea cucumber was the mollusk's anemone!
Ba ha!
Just say it out loud...you'll get it...
Stay classy San Diego.
I love you Emily.
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For like an hour.
So then after I had to bug them to get an answer, they were irritable. Then my Dad magically decides to watch a movie tonight, taking up the area where we could all hang out. That idea was brutally smushed.
Then Melissa came over, and that was cool. I guess.
So then after she left I was watching the Olympics. I wish I could run a 44 second 400. Ohhhh man. Hurdles are on tomorrow night. At 10:30.
Be there.
I will be.
Sooo then I was talking to Maddi. Oh boy is she beautiful. And I have a bit of good news for whoever wants to hear about it! coughjaredcough.
Setting the scene:
She IMed me. It was about 11:47 at night. Maddi was perky as usual. I wanted to bash my head into something because I had a headache.
Here we go. Greg from Florida (because I know more than one Greg) I don't know if this is your kind of reading. Oh yeah, I'm working on that poem...it's coming along nicely!
(a.k.a. I haven't even started it)
Back to Maddi!
Foxyroxy5621: MY BOOBS ARE GETTING BIGGER
Foxyroxy5621: yaaaaaaaaaaaay
brookieMONSTER05: NICE!
Foxyroxy5621: yay for boobs
End of conversation that you will get to hear about.
So to the world. Maddi. Is. Getting. More. Boobage.
I want you to know, that I really do have nothing better to talk about. Because I am almost positive that that is what you are thinking right now. If you have a better topic for me, like the beach trip that I went on this weekend, maybe I will include it in the next paragraph.
It rained almost the whole time. It was still really fun though. I think I have finally come in touch with my true love for turquoise. The point being, I love the Dakbut's beach house. It is so fun, in a great location and owned by great people! Drew, I have money on the fact that you are reading this, so I would just like to sincerely thank you for inviting me. I had SOOOOO much fun even though the weather wasn't "ideal." I think I walked away from this weekend like a million times better at Chess than I ever will need to be.
Harold and Maude...now there's a movie I will never need to see a second time. "You cannot be serious Harold. You can't marry a sunflower!"
Finding 'Nima'...lol good times thanks to your Mom! "The sea monkey stole my money...." "No eating here tonight. No eating here tonight. You on a diiiiiiet!"
Then there was the creepy guy at Safeway who was stalking us when we knew where the Ramen was! And belting out songs from the Amanda Show (scaring that little girl out of the bathroom!) and Napoleon Dynamite.
Playing tennis...that was a lot of fun. And to think that you didn't want to go! Harumph.
The large yet never-the-less kosher toccus of the rabbi's wife. AND the quite tipsy queen! Now was it ADOBE! Or..ADUBA! Oh...right...ARIBA! Anyways, I could go on, but I shall resist. Thanks again Brew...it was a blast and I hope we can do it again sometime.
So there was a sea cucumber and a mollusk. The sea cucumber walked up to the mollusk and you know what he said?
Nothing. Because the sea cucumber was the mollusk's anemone!
Ba ha!
Just say it out loud...you'll get it...
Stay classy San Diego.
I love you Emily.
Leave something...an insult...COMMENT...love letter...confession...song...question...party invitation...